A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .
He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
Get the mental candle power mug.In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.
"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."
by bigmak93 September 12, 2015
Get the Mental Crohn's mug.{Dooglas}"I didnt mean to hurt you im sorry" {Wife}"Its okay just dont keep taking videos at night" {Dooglas}"ITS MY FUCKING PHONE, DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT EVER AGAIN" {Wife} "u literally said i could go through your phone your such a mental abuser"
by mental abuser June 26, 2023
Get the mental abuser mug.One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).
"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."
"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"
"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"
by captainjayjay June 25, 2020
Get the mental waterboarding mug.This is a girl called Izzie who got violated by a welsh boy called james. If you get called this then ur life is over...good luck
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Get the MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN mug.by Dick0M0d3 May 8, 2023
Get the mental melty mug.Speaking of a grown man who acts and plays games as if he was young. A very playful, annoying, and simple minded male. A male that tends to not know how to navigate adult hood.
by MsHoneyPooh March 8, 2024
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