mental cart

n. When you think about adding an item to your online shopping cart, but don't actually add it.

v. 1. mental carted

I added that oatmeal to my mental cart, but didn't actually buy it. Now I am hungry and have no oatmeal.

by dawghawk12 June 15, 2018

Fluid Mental Rigidity

Being able to properly stand your ground on various topics even if the topics differ greatly in substance.

Often confused with hypocrisy.

Just because Khalea defended people who have truck-nuts then proclaimed how people who own truck-nuts should be shot is not hypocracy, its fluid mental rigidity.

by Heauxsferatu January 15, 2017

mental engineer

1) Someone who creates false realities with elaborate lies. 2) A liar with an uncanny ability to remember their lies and spin complex scenarios that are untrue in order to engineer a false belief in others.

That dude isn’t just a liar, he’s a mental engineer. Watch out for him.

by Stinktooth November 2, 2022

The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.

I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.

by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024

azzapp mentality

no matter what happens in your match, you may never ff.

If we had azzapp mentality, we would all be challengers.

by XDL0L9 April 29, 2024

mental playdoh

An object of desire that remains in your thoughts that you can control for your own purpose. This differs from a mental snapshot because you can bend and curve the implanted image to your own desires.

"Whoa, mike, did you see that girl's ass? I swear, that's going to give me enough mental playdoh for the night!

by Sgt.HankMoody April 27, 2010

mental queef

A small brain fart.

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"

by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011