mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .

He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Mental Crohn's

In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.

"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."

by bigmak93 September 12, 2015

mental abuser

the act of one talking absolutely nonsense and lies and turns the blame on other people.

{Dooglas}"I didnt mean to hurt you im sorry" {Wife}"Its okay just dont keep taking videos at night" {Dooglas}"ITS MY FUCKING PHONE, DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT EVER AGAIN" {Wife} "u literally said i could go through your phone your such a mental abuser"

by mental abuser June 26, 2023

mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

by captainjayjay June 25, 2020

MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN

This is a girl called Izzie who got violated by a welsh boy called james. If you get called this then ur life is over...good luck

JAMES ----'Oh my god she is such a MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN'
IZZIE----*DIES*

by lQJCNQLJNEQJLDN March 22, 2020

mental melty

when you just can't because your brain is just like " " you know? yeah

Can't really talk right now my brain is all mental melty.

by Dick0M0d3 May 8, 2023

Boy's Mentality

Speaking of a grown man who acts and plays games as if he was young. A very playful, annoying, and simple minded male. A male that tends to not know how to navigate adult hood.

How are you a grown man with a "boy's mentality"?

by MsHoneyPooh March 8, 2024