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Trading Quids

A secret "handshake" used by several shadowy societies in Britain concerned with the reestablishment of the Empire, especially in North America.
Person 1: Sir, would you like to exchange quids with me?
Person 2: I do not understand to what you are referring.
Person 1: Ah, my mistake.
Person 3: Excuse me, I could not help but overhear your proffer of trading quids with that fellow. I would be happy to trade quids with you.
Person 1: Ah well in that case, kind sir, please take this quid and also this secret parcel as a gesture of my good will.
by Wide Mouth November 29, 2012
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quiding

"they don't call me quiding for nothing!"
by bowling for soup March 17, 2017
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Quid Pro No

A deceptive workplace maneuver in which an employee is offered a favor or opportunity (typically a job or promotion) by their boss under an implied quid pro quo—but instead of reciprocating the “quid” directly, the employee skips the middleman and delivers the “quo” to the boss’s boss.
When Dave hinted that Rachel could get the senior manager role if she helped him “off the record,” she pulled a classic Quid Pro No—she took the quo straight to the VP and walked out with the promotion and left Dave with blue balls and self doubt.
by Peterhardon July 28, 2025
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Quid

Innit, some ting dem bi'ish folk say mate which means a dollar wheyyy, a true geeza say it on da dayly mate, Imma go to da pub and get some fish'n'chips mate wheyyy.
Ser William Dinkelschoppel: "Hello my kind sir, would you kindly get me a plate of fish'n'chips please."

Bartender Stewart-Danielson of House Richstern: "That I shall do for, the paultry sum of, 3 Quid, please."
by Quid, British, mandem. November 15, 2022
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Quid bro quo

an unspoken agreement to repay a favor from one bro to another.

Something for something amongst bros
We can have a quid bro quo about the matter.
by Phatpussyhex April 19, 2020
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Quo pro quid

Spanking your partner’s buttocks after being spanked by your partner
She gasped and smiled after he playfully spanked her, then she responded with a frisky quo pro quid on his backside.
by BroccoliCheese November 25, 2022
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Quid

The best friends anyone could ask for. If you ever find yourself you should consider yourself the luckiest person on earth.
Person one: I think I just found a Quid
Person two: Wow you’re so lucky
by Comfirm_email December 4, 2018
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