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`arf-quid means half-quid. It is not untranslatable "old-speak", it is simply eye dialect. A "half-quid" is half a quid. A quid is slang for a pound sterling, analogous to the use of "buck" to refer to a US dollar.
"Here's you a-comin' and arskin' of me questions about my business, and I that grumpy-like that only for your bloomin' `arf-quid I'd 'a' seen you blowed fust 'fore I'd answer."

"An' when you said you'd report me for usin' of obscene language that was 'ittin' me over the 'ead; but the `arf-quid made that all right."
`arf-quid by dgrilawidbanana February 9, 2025
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I QUID THIS SHID

It means somebody faked quitting or faked apologizing.
shut up the fuck with your I QUID THIS SHID apology
I QUID THIS SHID by SK1 PILOT December 24, 2025
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Quo pro quid 

Spanking your partner’s buttocks after being spanked by your partner
She gasped and smiled after he playfully spanked her, then she responded with a frisky quo pro quid on his backside.
Quo pro quid by BroccoliCheese November 25, 2022
Quider is a top notch company. They sell everything you will need from pencils to games to consoles.

Famous for the phrase 'Don't let the quid fly away!'
Have you been to quider ?
Quider by TheBusinesses October 7, 2020

Tonsil quidditch 

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).
Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

Quidnunc 

An overly inquisitive person. A busy body. Someone who loves to gossip.
Don't be such a quidnunc!
Quidnunc by Aneles March 13, 2010

quidlywink 

person 1: hey what are you doing?
person 2: oh you know me, just stacking quidlywinks as usual.
person 1: respec my g
quidlywink by quidlywinkstacker73 January 29, 2021