Gucci handbag

Sexual act: licking the gooch (taint) on a man.

See Netflix comedy London Hughes: To Catch A Dick.

Mate, she gave me a Gucci handbag during a blowjob last night.

by moobs September 7, 2021

thrown your handbag in the river

To go gay, specifically Lesbian. The term is really used to mean that you are becoming a lesbian from being straight.

Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)

Kath: Kim, I want you to know, I know that you've thrown your handbag in the river and I'm okay with that...

by Phalange Asphyxiation September 11, 2023

wellington handbag

the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act

hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister

so thats why you were away for 12 days

yep

by tomcollins10166 November 20, 2010

French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers

Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15

by Mescalino February 22, 2021

big handbag week

Rag week

"By jove she's in a bad mood"
"Yes, it's big handbag week"

by Sniffer the dog April 7, 2017

Handbag

When you like a girl but she doesn't know it and your in the friendzone. She confides in you. You hang out. Party. You're an accessory.

I liked the girl and we hung out a lot but I was always her handbag when we'd go out and she'd talk about other guys. She didn't know I was into her though, I kept it platonic.

by Lilbeau July 29, 2017

Handbagged

When the testicals are victoriously placed into the hand of a defeated foe

RJ- Yo B-randon you ever handbagged anyone on halo
B- Um, no the fuck is that?
R- it's like teabagging only on there hand
B- really? XD that's funny
R- yea i took a picture when i did it in your sleep! XD
B- 0.o

by A guy with pubic hair November 14, 2010