sneezin’s greetings

What you say in response to someone who sneezes around Christmas time. A wordplay on the expression “Season’s greetings.”
AHCHOO!”

Well, sneezin’s greetings to you too!”
by Dcstrutter December 19, 2023
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greet

A greet is a lesser or unexperienced nigreet. They share many of the same qualities, but the major difference is the amount of bowls they can snap.
He’s just a greet, but one day he’ll learn to snap like a true nigreet.
by Zach Beckwith October 06, 2023
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Greets

It's the very informal short version of Greetings!
Adam: Well, I gotta go now, see ya!
You: Greets!
by AleZ_Off April 06, 2023
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Motherfucker greeting

where guys call each other motherfucker when they greet each other. They are not being insulting to each other and it is a display of affection. The difference between this and an insult is in tone of voice and body language ect.
Man 1: hey I haven't seen you in a long time. You doing motherfucker?
Man 2: just fine. How are you doing motherfucker?
Man1: Great.
And that is an example of a motherfucker greeting.
by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009
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Burris Greeting

A Burris Greeting is very similar to the "Burris wave" its the act of flipping a friend off as a joke or for fun when the teacher is not looking. Not meant to be a mean gesture. Can be used when a student makes a stupid comment or makes a joke about you and you don't have time for a comeback.
student 1: (knocks student 2's stuff)
student 2: why did you do that?!
student 1: your mom forgot to pay me
student 2: ,,|,, (or Burris greeting)

Text: ,,|,, or ,,|,, (*_*) ,,|,,
by 69arf December 21, 2009
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Silent Greeting

An awkward half-greeting consisting of mouthing hello, with none or very little sound coming out. Only made worse when eye contact is made.
Shopper: *walks into store
Cashier: *sees someone
Cashier: "Hello!"
Shopper: "....(silent greeting)"
Cashier: "...."
Shopper: "...."
Cashier: ....can I help you?"
by Garrbear570 July 13, 2011
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discreet greet

When two people are walking down the street and the two don't now how to acknoledge each other. One invariably says hi or how are you AS they pass and you have to pause turn around and yell a response or look like an ass for not saying anything.
*as passing* "hey"

*pauses.. turns* "uhh.. hey!"

what a discreet greeting bastard
by JackVicious June 13, 2009
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