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no no greet

way to say "ha1l" w/o offending anybody.
all no no greet the USSR!
by linuxmatty February 7, 2022
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happy greeting

When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.
Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came
by Wermgear July 20, 2019
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greet

A greet is a lesser or unexperienced nigreet. They share many of the same qualities, but the major difference is the amount of bowls they can snap.
He’s just a greet, but one day he’ll learn to snap like a true nigreet.
by Zach Beckwith October 5, 2023
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london greeting

A nice roadman from london greets you with a knife in your abdomen
A young man gave me a London greeting and now I'm kn hospital
by Myrical April 20, 2023
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Golden Retriever Greeting

When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.
Upon Gary meeting Susan, he asked if he could give her the golden retriever greeting.
by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022
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Greeted Spoon

Extremely gay guy, can't play cod for anything. E also has a hard time creating a cod team
Greeted Spoon is bad at COD
by NortherNGaming September 7, 2016
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Kings Greeting

After successfully getting lucky the night before you are met with a kiss on both cheeks by your friends as a sign of greatness.
“How did you go last night?”-Guy 1
Yeah mate I pulled an absolute babe” - King

“All hail the king”-Guy 1
Kings greeting given XX
by Revellers101 December 6, 2020
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