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A greet is a lesser or unexperienced nigreet. They share many of the same qualities, but the major difference is the amount of bowls they can snap.
He’s just a greet, but one day he’ll learn to snap like a true nigreet.
by Zach Beckwith October 5, 2023
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london greeting

A nice roadman from london greets you with a knife in your abdomen
A young man gave me a London greeting and now I'm kn hospital
by Myrical April 20, 2023
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Sneak meat and greet

This is when a girl especially underage girls have sex with boys especially older boys to get them arrested for rape or underage sex with a minor. Some will even blackmail them for money all the time or they will scream rape. A lot of sick dirty shit girls do to get what they want or a girl they hate boyfriend because they not strong enough to beat her ass with him around and will even look like his girlfriend with make up to trick him. So many evil as shit I can’t describe it’s not enough space to type it here. A lot of times girls do this too because they Have hiv and and no one would have sex with them so lie and said he rape her and gave it to her.
This girl out so many good innocent people away with her sneak meat and greet all for the money and ending her best competition so she can be famous over him. Or he humiliated her when he showed her how evil she was online social media but didn’t see her face so she got her worst coldest revenge and laugh about it so hard when she got a tan looking black dark brown skin girl when she’s was really white skin or light skin. And no one can find the real her anymore.
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Kings Greeting

After successfully getting lucky the night before you are met with a kiss on both cheeks by your friends as a sign of greatness.
“How did you go last night?”-Guy 1
Yeah mate I pulled an absolute babe” - King

“All hail the king”-Guy 1
Kings greeting given XX
by Revellers101 December 6, 2020
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Deep Greet

Holding hands with someone while double fisting an orifice
Have you ever experienced a deep greet with your boyfriend and your ex-wife?
by Hope Fully May 16, 2025
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Greet and Retreat

The act of sending a greeting, often "hey" or "hi" in a chat server or similar online discussion board, but especially in a Discord server, and then offering no further conversation such that a series of greetings accumulates but no actual discourse.
Anon: The servers dead, nothing but Greet and Retreat for the last week.
by JesSayers December 15, 2020
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happy greeting

When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.
Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came
by Wermgear July 20, 2019
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