by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023
Get the Mermaid greeting mug.It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.
Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior
Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications
-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone
Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications
Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet
Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can
Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases
Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy
Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior
Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications
-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone
Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications
Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet
Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can
Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases
Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy
by Notmelol123 January 31, 2022
Get the Greetings Syndrome mug.It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.
by BigSloppyMcGayBoi May 6, 2018
Get the cow milk greeting mug.You come knock on my door, im grabbing a fucking knife and shanking you with it.
Thats called a Banbury Greeting.
Thats called a Banbury Greeting.
by Jenesh January 7, 2022
Get the Banbury Greeting mug.What you say in response to someone who sneezes around Christmas time. A wordplay on the expression “Season’s greetings.”
by Dcstrutter December 18, 2023
Get the sneezin’s greetings mug.Refers to da friendly wave, nod,. smile, etc. dat you courteously preform in response to a passing motorist/pedestrian who honks or calls hello to you, but you are unable to identify said greeter because the person has already moved too far away by the time you "get turned around" to see who it was.
A sportsman friend of mine experienced a classic case of "generic greeting" whenever he visited my area --- "The only thing I can figure is that I must have a vehicle that looks a lot like a local resident's, because everyone waves eagerly to me when I drive through town, and yet I don't really know anyone here. But heck, that's perfectly okay with me --- I dunno why they wave, but I just always wave back!"
by QuacksO August 5, 2019
Get the generic greeting mug.A Burris Greeting is very similar to the "Burris wave" its the act of flipping a friend off as a joke or for fun when the teacher is not looking. Not meant to be a mean gesture. Can be used when a student makes a stupid comment or makes a joke about you and you don't have time for a comeback.
student 1: (knocks student 2's stuff)
student 2: why did you do that?!
student 1: your mom forgot to pay me
student 2: ,,|,, (or Burris greeting)
Text: ,,|,, or ,,|,, (*_*) ,,|,,
student 2: why did you do that?!
student 1: your mom forgot to pay me
student 2: ,,|,, (or Burris greeting)
Text: ,,|,, or ,,|,, (*_*) ,,|,,
by 69arf December 21, 2009
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