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Tess

An unfortunate woman that lacks empathy, understanding and love.

Too old to make immature, childish comments to hurt others, but she does because for some sad reason it makes her feel empowered.

Little girls tear others apart, woman empower another.
Lacks the ability to look inward to understand why she likes being mean.

Insightful tip..
you're only hurting yourself and how ppl look at you when spewing hate.
#sad #unaware #basic #vindictive #toxic
Thats Tess is a real man she has a bigger penis even then chewbacca ! Too bad it doesnt belong on her !
by JawJacker August 2, 2019
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Tess

A girl's name and occasionally used as a nickname for other names such as Tessa and Teresa etc.
It is also my name
"Tess," called Lily, "Where do we have maths next period?"
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 5, 2022
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Maria Tess

by MariabTess October 21, 2021
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Tess

A person who is always threatening to shank man's but doesn't even have a shank. Usually will threaten to fight you behind Tesco's but you know they won't show. If they call you clapped then they're probably talking about their reflection and not you.
Person 1: I'm gonna batter her with a big macdown MacDonalds I swear!

Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
by Mandemlikejeff March 24, 2020
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Tess

Tess absolutely gorgeous on the outside and most of the inside.Super intelligent and super flirty.she can become anyone's friend in minutes and get any male to do what she barks at them.Known to reside within the dv,shes got more IVO'S on blokes than she's had hot dinners and is the OG of homewreckers.An absolute nuisance/embracement to the people closest to her. Makes it so hard to care for someone who just doesn't care about anything or anyone.Anyways if you are to meet this succubus then Beware and at all cost AVOID!!
This is one Harlot you don't want having you address.
With an endless amount of personality disorders she is the ultimate manipulator and can and will destroy you and anyone close to you lives.
I hope you never encounter this witch but don't fuck around with cause you will find out.
God Bless...
Jess:"Hey isn't that Tess from CLC"

Tara:"Yeah quick get back to the car before she asks for money again"....
Jess"Fuck that ho"
by Limpdickie2024 November 27, 2024
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Tess

Tess is a type of girl who's ego is to high belives that she is above everyone eles, tess' are often call 'tickets'
Oh lord he comes a tess what is she gonna tell us now
by Duckwood October 7, 2017
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Hayden and tess

hayden and tess in a car are they naked yhes they are.
by jackmehoff6969696966969 March 3, 2024
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