A person who is always threatening to shank man's but doesn't even have a shank. Usually will threaten to fight you behind Tesco's but you know they won't show. If they call you clapped then they're probably talking about their reflection and not you.
Person 1: I'm gonna batter her with a big macdown MacDonalds I swear!
Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
by Mandemlikejeff March 24, 2020
Get the Tessmug. Tess is a type of girl who's ego is to high belives that she is above everyone eles, tess' are often call 'tickets'
by Duckwood October 7, 2017
Get the Tessmug. An unfortunate woman that lacks empathy, understanding and love.
Too old to make immature, childish comments to hurt others, but she does because for some sad reason it makes her feel empowered.
Little girls tear others apart, woman empower another.
Lacks the ability to look inward to understand why she likes being mean.
Insightful tip..
you're only hurting yourself and how ppl look at you when spewing hate.
#sad #unaware #basic #vindictive #toxic
Too old to make immature, childish comments to hurt others, but she does because for some sad reason it makes her feel empowered.
Little girls tear others apart, woman empower another.
Lacks the ability to look inward to understand why she likes being mean.
Insightful tip..
you're only hurting yourself and how ppl look at you when spewing hate.
#sad #unaware #basic #vindictive #toxic
Thats Tess is a real man she has a bigger penis even then chewbacca ! Too bad it doesnt belong on her !
by JawJacker August 2, 2019
Get the Tessmug. 
by makeme November 3, 2019
Get the tessmug. Tess is the nicest person with the biggest ... on earth. She will always cheer you up, and make you laugh with the helicopter thing. The doorbell is awesome.
by ppsucc2 February 10, 2023
Get the Tessmug. two wonderful girls that always stand up for you.....play on your phone, and are ALWAYS making you smile/laugh-Gabby and Tess are amazing they will always be on your side, these names are also often born as pisces. They are amazing people.
random girl: hey kirsten did you see GABBY and TESS?
kirsten (me):yea i did aren't they so loving?!?!?!?!
random girl:i know right?!?!?!?!?!?
kirsten (me):yea i did aren't they so loving?!?!?!?!
random girl:i know right?!?!?!?!?!?
by Jess345_hey October 27, 2019
Get the GABBY and TESSmug.