douche paralysis

Becoming physically paralyzed by an utterly douchey remark or conversation.

Person 1: "Are you overhearing the conversation about Malbec wine coming from the table behind us?"

Person 2: "Yes. It's enough to send me into douche paralysis."

by Schnitzel Procurement Manager December 23, 2024

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)

You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3

by ASleepParalysisDemon July 17, 2025

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016

sleep paralysis demon

soɴic which possesses teddy bears, bluetooth speakers or Santa hats

My teddy bear is a sleep paralysis demon

by epic periwinkle master July 17, 2025

my sleep paralysis elf

enjoys shagging your mother.

my sleep paralysis elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 03, 2021

Paralysis

The collective noun for a group of gatekeepers in any large organization, especially government. Typically range from policy-quoting front-line workers up to middle managers with no hope of promotion.

"My proposal was well received by anyone I spoke to about it, but now it's been stymied by a paralysis of bureaucrats."

by Dudge September 23, 2022

sheep paralysis

a state in which you are not quite mentally present and your subconscious takes over your keyboard, often making remarks regarding eugenics or asexuality

i didn’t really mean what i said last night, the sheep paralysis took over my body

by iwannaiguana April 09, 2021