Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.

Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.

by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018

agency paralysis

The inability to act on one's own behalf. A mental freeze when it comes to taking positive actions, initiating projects, or moving forward with existing projects.

My older brother, suffering from a bad case of agency paralysis, couldn't move out of his apartment into the better and cheaper one he was offered.

by lexicalibc December 26, 2017

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016

Blanket Paralysis

The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.

"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."

by Torgud January 29, 2020

Simp Paralysis

Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to REDACTED.

Bro, I heard that Jeremy got diagnosed with Simp Paralysis.

by UnoKage June 9, 2020

Sleep paralysis demon

Yaman Gülsoy

Yaman Gülsoy isn't a nightmare, he's a whole sleep paralysis demon.

by notyomfnbusiness January 24, 2024

Inspiration anxiety paralysis

Inspiration anxiety paralysis (IAP): the phenomenon wherein one has so many ideas as to how to do and/or fix something to make one’s life and/or the lives of other better, safer, happier, and/or wealthier that one becomes unable to process, or enaction, the ideas.

God! Last night, at 3am, I was struck with a sudden case of Inspiration anxiety paralysis. I felt like I could do anything…except start doing it.

by BJ Bendy Dick January 28, 2024