California holster

Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates

Daddy, can you pull a california holster?

by thirsty daddy May 30, 2018

simp holster

The space between the bed and the wall you hide in when your girl is shooting her onlyfans or letting other dudes hit, but you don’t mind cause you know it’s her body her choice

Shushhh no talking in the simp holster!

by Somanyants August 29, 2022

Cack holster

Similar to the term cock holster, but used on friendly terms when you're talkin shit to a buddy. Usually used when drunk/drinking.

Hey, Ty, how bout you shut yer fuckin cack holster, eh?

by SDkid May 15, 2008

Cock holster

One who's sole purpose is to be a receptacle for cock

Her singular existence on earth is to be a cock holster whether it's in her mouth, vag, hands, or anus.

by Mick diggler August 2, 2023

Cock holster

A one size fits all Orpheus that allows ones dick to be parked for an unlimited period of time.

Richard yells to his girlfriend to quit running her cock holster.

by Shellbell333 February 12, 2018

Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.

“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”

by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022