November 15

November 15 is National Grind on you friends Day. This day you will just out of no where grind on your friends. Big Booty or not you still gotta do it. If it is perfect timing then bust it down bitch. FULL GRIND DAY.

JULIE: Isnt today November 15, National grind on you friends day?
NANCY: Yea why?
JULIE: You better grind on all us at the dance then.

by gyfyndxg November 11, 2019

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AR-15

1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.

2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.

3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!

Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.

Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.

by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 27, 2022

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corona 15

When person self quarantining for Corona Virus (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs.

Did you see Suzy after quarantine? Talk about a Corona 15!

by Northerly March 24, 2020

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15 minutes of phase

When someone experiences the sensation of fully going through a phase in literally a matter of minutes or hours.

joe: woah.
anne: what?
joe: for some reason i just spent the past half hour looking up stuff about star trek, but i think it's totally lame now.
anne: welcome to your 15 minutes of phase.

by rowanneee May 12, 2010

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