periodesia

The complete inability to remember the date of one's last period, most often coinciding with the moment one begins to question if one is pregnant.

She thought she was being funny when she asked, "Well you couldn't be PREGNANT, could you?!" but it sent me into a fit of periodesia.

by LilaMcD January 9, 2009

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periodical boobs

The slight swelling and sensitivity of the breasts which a woman experiences for a few days, just before having her menstruation.

The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.

Man: Wow! Your breasts have really gotten bigger! Did you get implants?
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.

by akalisa April 22, 2010

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peiod

misspelled version of period

its not used in intelligent conversation
but sometimes

brooke: yo wanna come over
adam: nah
brooke: my parents arent home
adam: peiod
brooke: peiod

by brahvacado September 3, 2019

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Perioding

Verb:Per-i-od-ing

An act of canceling any parties or meetings for 3-4 days because of the awful cramps and pain in your crotch that midol cant help.

Amy:Hey are you still going to the connect party tomorrow

Girl:No...i just started my period today so tomorrow
im perioding...probably for the next 3 days...

Amy :.Why dont u just take some midol your be fine

Girl :MOOD SWING...curses out amy

Amy : Damn i didnt know it was that bad...i hate perioding...

by =N' November 5, 2009

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