My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

Jaiden but with a last name starting with M

A cool ass nigga that has fans

Guy 1: "Hey... You know Jaiden but with a last name starting with M?"
Guy 2: "Yeah He's a cool ass nigga that has fans"

by iiuphill March 31, 2020

The Scooby Doo Last Call

When you get kicked out of a bar and yell back into the bar "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Got so drunk last night I had The Scooby Doo Last Call

by Kaseofherpes July 28, 2025

@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016

Last minute Nelly

Just last minute innit

Last minute Nelly acchosts close to the deadline.

by ToniRSol August 24, 2021

Last margarita of the night

When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.

I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

last semester burn out

schools almost over. you have finals. the school doesn't care about you. you're just tryna graduate. all your grades drop a full letter grade. you wanna give up. you can't get outta bed. the only things waking you up to survive is your best friend who's also literally dying.

so yeah. last semester burn out :D

"Dude why haven't you answered your texts"
you: "shit man last semester burn out's really kickin my ass"
"You need a hug?"
you: ".... yeeeaaahhhhhh"

by z0w33 May 28, 2021