Period blackout

When a girl is on her period and blacks out with with rage due to cramps and hormones. Period blackouts occasionally result in shame hangovers the following day

My girlfriend had a period blackout last night and punched me in the face.

by Sht99ht March 9, 2014

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Period

Something Toxic Slow Ass be sayin

im toxic and thats on PERIOD

by Taezo October 1, 2020

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Period

The feeling of a creature with sword claws inside your stomach tearing your genitals apart as your vagina is bleeding satans waterfall as you have constant mood swings.

Girl: Leave my gen it also alone
Period: no bitch

by Bitchessayperiodt October 18, 2019

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Period Wasted

Feeling Faint, Sick, Tired, Awful! Etc

Girl 1 - "Ugh I Feel Like Fainting & These Cramps!"
Girl 2 - "Omg! Your juss Period Wasted 💁🏼"

by Amethyst Ferland October 4, 2015

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duck periods

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.

My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.

by Naveed Mosca July 6, 2017

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Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.

Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring

by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

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