wifesexual

when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.

me: “sorry, not sorry random girl hitting on me at the bar; im wifesexual. i love my lovely wife so much and will only ever be attracted to her and only her.”

wifesexual by bigbaiierbro July 22, 2024

Word of the Day on October 31, 2024

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Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

Losing complete control of your life

Stu was Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am by Likity Hoppitoos July 19, 2015

Word of the Day on October 30, 2024

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grinch finger

1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger

2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina

"Dude, I bought the dankest grinch finger the other night....want hit it?"

grinch finger by ish-daddy April 9, 2008

Word of the Day on October 29, 2024

I just think it's funny how

A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them

I just think it's funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh's party with Sarah

I just think it's funny how by Taco time eater July 9, 2017

Word of the Day on October 28, 2024

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fart in a trance

Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.

Guy 1: You never listen to me properly.

Guy 2: ...

Guy 1: You're like a fart in a trance.

fart in a trance by Evezz January 21, 2009

Word of the Day on October 27, 2024

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Scrubber

(Fragrance Reference)
A perfume or cologne that's offensive/unbearable, generally a failed blind buy. A bust. A fragrance that you want to wash off immediately.

If you're considering purchasing Fragrance x* , dont; It's an absolute scrubber.

Scrubber by Emerald City March 7, 2024

Word of the Day on October 26, 2024

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swoop and squat

Such an operation typically involves two cars driven by suspects who box in a victim’s car on a freeway, causing a collision. The scam participants then file fraudulent insurance claims for alleged injuries.

The Insurance Commissioner on Wednesday announced the arrest of the suspected ringleader of a major operation that has allegedly staged more than 60 swoop and squats over the past 18 months, bilking insurers and consumers out of $2 million to $3 million.

swoop and squat by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006

Word of the Day on October 25, 2024

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