Sleeps mouth open

Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)

The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.

by Guy writing the history books June 22, 2022

wide acres open

An exaggeration of how open something is.

“His mouth is wide acres open.”

“The door was left wide acres open.”

by Brynwyth August 20, 2022

BE OPEN

Something Meta tells its employees while simultaneously locking discussions from having comments.

BE OPEN and open up the comment section Mark!

by public2 November 12, 2022

National Open Neck Day

A National Holiday where you slap people's necks on April 21.

Josh got his neck slapped on National Open Neck Day.

by liquid19 April 21, 2022

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.

Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.

by QuacksO December 30, 2021