I tried to convince my girlfriend to try anal but she's not into it. I wish she would be more open behinded.
by ozzysms November 4, 2014
Get the open behindedmug. A simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for. With the founder GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh, here are steps to ensure you are in a winning position:
We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.
We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.
GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh used the Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation against Magnus Carlsen, instantly decimating his chances of winning the World Blitz Chess Championship.
by uh0ajd0h0h0haja0shd0hsdh0ah0ah March 27, 2023
Get the Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variationmug. by RawrXDDragonzord2006 November 4, 2023
Get the Open Seasonmug. Open-jaw allowed.
by Open-jaw allowed December 20, 2017
Get the Open-jaw allowed.mug. "Did you hear that Jeremy homewrecked John and Emily's relationship?"
"No dude you've got it all wrong. He cant homewreck them since Emily is an Open House"
"No dude you've got it all wrong. He cant homewreck them since Emily is an Open House"
by Chek-apiece September 24, 2023
Get the Open Housemug. When you want to confide secrets or personal information with someone for the first time and for it to remain confidential. Similar to putting something “into the vault.”
by Dangerous Dante October 2, 2020
Get the open an accountmug. Paul said " What is with the large collection of knives?"
Phill replied " they aren't knives, they're people openers."
Phill replied " they aren't knives, they're people openers."
by Amma69 June 14, 2022
Get the People openermug.