by shaquilleoatmel4412 July 16, 2022

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016

by heheguy January 04, 2023

by Brysan May 26, 2019

When someone says something that's only mildly amusing—or not funny at all—but you feel obligated to laugh because the person who said it is your boss or someone in a position of authority over you.
When my manager told a terrible pun during the meeting, everyone forced a laugh—it was pure boss funny.
by JKBugs December 16, 2024

by periodmhmyup August 30, 2021

by -Lala- May 26, 2021
