PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

duck periods

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.

My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.

by Naveed Mosca July 6, 2017

Period

Something that’s alll girls get and it’s painful

Danm I’m on my period!!

by anonymous April 22, 2022

Period

It means awesome , gorgeous

Like if I'm sending my picture to someone she'll reply

Period sis ❤️

Like if I'm sending my picture to someone she'll reply

Period sis ❤️

by Ahmad IN January 10, 2023

period

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.

Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring

by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

period ahh period uhh

I am period ahh you are period uhh!

was coined by a white girl appropiating black culture (brit barbie)

How are you today, miss?
I'm feeling kinda period ahh period uhh today!!!!!

by xinyu September 30, 2022

Micktaylor period

The span of historical time during which an organization enjoys the best personnel lineup it will ever have. The phrase derives from the name of the virtuoso lead guitarist of the Rolling Stones, 1969 to 1975.

The Micktaylor period of the Democratic Party ended in 1968, when the Kennedys and their organization permanently lost national power.

by James Corn Corn April 3, 2021