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Dildo Fuckins

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!
by McDinolds May 14, 2017
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All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.
"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."
by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021
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army dildo

Carried by muff diver cornish fuckbots a small collection of toys of different shapes, sizes And colour used to aid in the pleasure of the frustrated
The cornish fuckbots could not help tim alone, the army dildos were deployed to de-frustrate the man
by Smudge 😙 February 9, 2018
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Reverse dildo

When you use your mouth to latch onto the backside of a dildo while a lovely lady backs it up, grazing your nose with her chocolate starfish.
February is the ultimate month to practice your reverse dildo skills
by MasterOfNone333 March 28, 2022
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Dildo head

That guy is a dildo head.Because he is with a man.
by calebleo9 December 31, 2018
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Dildo

is a very common name given to retards
Hi dildo!
by POUTin April 12, 2022
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sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it off, and using it as a dildo
"I used a sausage dildo, since I left my personal one at home"
by LittlePip3287 August 25, 2016
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