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Brayden Cook

A dickhead ripping hand breaks in Bunnings car parks
by John Skylas November 16, 2019
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cooking reddit accounts

Cooking a reddit account is the act of making a fake account on reddit long before it's needed, by intermittently posting and commenting to lend credibility to the account when it's eventually put to use. Accounts can be created with the final purpose in mind already, or old or purchased accounts can be repurposed to become sock puppets.

Reasons someone might cook an account in advance include the ability to influence discussions, express controversial opinions without being immediately dismissed as a biased party (like paid or volunteer supporters who promote specific agendas, such as Israeli hasbara trolls that are paid or volunteer to astroturf support on social media to make it appear that their position is more popular than it really is), or share fabricated content that might be met with greater scrutiny if posted from a newly created account (such as individuals who cook accounts to share fake UFO videos they've made, disguising them as authentic recordings by ordinary people).

The difference between cooking an account and the expression "sockpuppet account" lies in the fact that cooking specifically involves the pre-planning of false engagement on an account over a period of time, whereas a sockpuppet account applies to any account being used for deceptive purposes.

The term "cooking" is derived from the act of preparing food over a period of time before it is ready.
"I posted that UFO video we made on the subreddit but everyone knew it was fake right away because the account was too new. So this time, I decided to try cooking reddit accounts, and spent the two months adding random comments and posts every few days. Hopefully when I post this new video they will be a lot less skeptical!"
by kiriakouTWO April 19, 2024
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Cook

To beat/win someone at a sport or activity.
If we play a one on one in Basketball, I will cook you so bad.
by The Bobby King August 1, 2023
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Nial Cooke

This guy is an absolute legend best known for his famous character Coolie C. Sadly he lost his champion title match against the West Side Washers also known as the WSW. Although he is no longer the champion he is never forgotten!

Nial Cooke opened his barista, coffee, book store called, Mr.Cookes cookbook nook w/ Coffee
Yo! Coolie C what is cracking fam! WAIT! THAT'S Nial Cooke
by Manhans69755 January 19, 2023
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Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.
Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.
by TheRunch October 24, 2018
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cooked

Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")
After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!
by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025
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Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after your girl has run a marathon or triathlon before she takes a shower

Marinated pussy occurs if she shits her pants while running the event
My girl is running a marathon today, I’m gonna eat some cooked pussy tonight
by Mc1! September 6, 2025
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