Cooked

Milo

*A wild Milo appears*
“You beauty. Have a geez at that boys”

As he plants a Woodstock.

I think Milo has cooked it

by 98ammms January 24, 2022

Noxx Cook

Noxx Cook is bill Calvert’s right hand man and englands biggest racist. Whenever he sees any black or paki he gets filled with pure rage and hatred. Noxx enjoys beating down people of colour in his blue trench coat.

Noxx Cook kills black babies for fun

by Jermaine Defoe February 10, 2022

muck cooked

/muh-k/ /ko͝okt/
adjective

slang term for getting wasted

mega stoned

I got so muck cooked the other night I couldn't find my toes in the carpet.

by Wordsmithingtonburger April 8, 2022

Cassidy Cooke

Never pees with the door shut
is a total mans name

people: did you see Cassidy Cooke last night
man who saw him pissing with the door open: i wish i didnt

by Finn Sky April 11, 2022

Jiggle Cooking

The act of putting food inside ones anus and shaking it until cooked

Barney: Yo are we Jiggle Cooking tonight?
Ted: Yeah I can get the carrots but only if Marshall helps you get the steak in your ass

by Olegard April 18, 2022

Fully Cooked

meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead

Hey man, is that steak fully cooked yet, or should I go cut another piece off the beast?

by bws July 10, 2001

Cook ons

Similars to kick ons but generally involves the use of cannibas.

Dude 1: are you coming to cook ons after the club.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.

by Djkevinrudd07 January 9, 2021