Broccoli blindness

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.

I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.

by Bob_MoneyXX January 29, 2025

Double Blind Placebo

Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.

Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!

by kimmytee October 12, 2019

united blind

A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.

United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn

All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum

by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019

Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart

Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."

by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018

Boy blind

when a boy seems like he has such a good personality, you become blind to how he looks.

friend: you actually the worst taste in boys

me: i think i’m boy blind

by BBarbiex0x0 September 3, 2020

Food blindness

The severe condition where you can only see one type of food. Only way to be cured is to actually eat something different for once

“Do you like my home cooked food?”
“Wym Margret? All I see is pizza rolls”

“Ohhhh, you must have food blindness”

by Medical information December 28, 2021

poop blind

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.

Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.

by 367 September 27, 2018