Post Traumatic Jacking

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.

Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.

by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015

Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.

Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend

by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023

Traumatized

What somebody is if there brain hasn't been washed clean of all memories of who people really were, what they really did, anything that that isnt positive about life.

Dont leave the boy/girl traumatized, he/she wants no memory of anything, and for everyone else to have no memory of anything, outside of cognitive or clinical testing and what looks good on paper. He/she might find out theres something wrong with himself/herself.

by Solid Mantis August 4, 2020

traumatic havoc

a very kick ass band that plays mostly psychedelic/indie/funk music.

Carl: dude did you see traumatic havoc play last Friday?
Jimmy: nahh man i missed it, but im sure they were great

by proffesor C (cubed) March 9, 2010

Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

Traumatic Freeze Up

When you freeze up in a defining moment and the effects are then traumatizing in the years to follow.

Dawg I was finally boutta clap and make her my wife but I got so nervous I froze, and when you’re a grower not a shower that shit is a traumatic freeze up

by The Hendonation July 6, 2020

Traumatation

Trauma and tribulations 23:2
When you wanna fxk around and find out, you wanna make it better better but really it’s all downhill from there. #traumatizing

The absolute traumatation that I’ve been through has really went down hill.

by Trashbaggggg October 8, 2022