After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.
Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015
Get the Post Traumatic Jacking mug.PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
Get the Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder mug.Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work
A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"
by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
Get the PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) mug.The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
Get the Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) mug.When you didn’t go through a trauma but someone close to you did, so you are traumatized because they trauma dumped on you.
This relates to trauma being a factor of shock or unexpected outcomes, when things are not seen coming, they take more tact to adapt to.
This may or may not relate to people being in narcissistic states after going through a traumatic event initially.
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This relates to trauma being a factor of shock or unexpected outcomes, when things are not seen coming, they take more tact to adapt to.
This may or may not relate to people being in narcissistic states after going through a traumatic event initially.
See example:
Prom is a trap! I heard about Cindy getting dumped after giving up her v-card so I’ll be waiting until marriage, I’m vicariously traumatized!
by anonymous December 6, 2025
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When you wanna fxk around and find out, you wanna make it better better but really it’s all downhill from there. #traumatizing
When you wanna fxk around and find out, you wanna make it better better but really it’s all downhill from there. #traumatizing
by Trashbaggggg October 8, 2022
Get the Traumatation mug.An anxiety disorder similar to PTSD affecting 3D Artists, digital modellers and CAD designers caused by stressful or distressing 3D modelling experiences.
Someone with PTMD often relives the traumatic event through dreams and flashbacks, and may experience feelings of isolation, irritability and guilt.
This particularly manifests as an adverse reaction to songs heard during the event which trigger flashbacks and is thought to affect approximately 1 in 1 people who experience modelling trauma.
Sufferers may also have problems sleeping, such as insomnia, and find concentrating difficult.
Someone with PTMD often relives the traumatic event through dreams and flashbacks, and may experience feelings of isolation, irritability and guilt.
This particularly manifests as an adverse reaction to songs heard during the event which trigger flashbacks and is thought to affect approximately 1 in 1 people who experience modelling trauma.
Sufferers may also have problems sleeping, such as insomnia, and find concentrating difficult.
"Every time I hear that song, it triggers my PTMD (Post-traumatic Modelling Disorder). I'm transported back to trying to resolve that corner"
"I couldn't sleep last night - PTMD. All I saw when I closed my eyes was vertices"
"I couldn't sleep last night - PTMD. All I saw when I closed my eyes was vertices"
by nuddyrap February 13, 2019
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