That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.
If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.
If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.
by paula. July 1, 2014
When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.
Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.
by Boomer_Zoomer January 30, 2019
printerism is the act of judging other printers for their capabilities or thinking that one printer is superior to all other printers
guy 1: Man this dumb printer wont work, my dad's printer is so much better
guy 2: Hey man that's printerism
guy 2: Hey man that's printerism
by STRIKEFORCE4000 January 8, 2021
by gordontuous November 15, 2022
When men on dating sites are looking for woman to have sex and have a kid with.
The women is referred to as a printer because men give her the ink (sperm) and it 'prints' kids.
The women is referred to as a printer because men give her the ink (sperm) and it 'prints' kids.
by AYAUS August 26, 2021
Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?
by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018
Lewis: "Hey Jeremy, what are you doing tomorrow?"
Jeremy: "I think Xavier and I are gonna go to the library and hotdog a printer."
Jeremy: "I think Xavier and I are gonna go to the library and hotdog a printer."
by BruceLeeStarExplosion August 29, 2021