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When something is so good that you feel like it controls you.
"That person is hot. I'm taken."
"THEIR VOICE OH MY GOD I'M TAKEN"
"This cake. I'm taken."
by HolyMoly25 March 4, 2016
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The single most frustrating thing in the world. Something that will invariably happen to you because someone 12 years ago took it and now you need to spend the next 10-20 minutes coming up with a new one that wasn't taken or altering your current one until it no longer resembles what you wanted
Any site in the history of the internet: "Username is already taken"

User: "Damn-it, now what the hell do I use?
by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017
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flattered but I'm taken

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When she feels bad and pretends to be with someone so you don't ball up in your room and cry.
by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016
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"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.
I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Another of way of saying "get owned". You can use this phrase when someone gets embarrassed or "owned" either physically or in conversation.
Graham: "what up playa"
Damian: "not much man, just got knocked down by some freshman"
Graham: "hahahah get your lunch money taken kid"
Damian: :( :( :(
by watupplaya September 10, 2010
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biscuit taken

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1) To have gotten violated or dominated in the worst way in a game, sport, or any kind of competition.
2) To have gotten raped/violated by a big black burly lumberjack; usually by the name of Bubba, Engy Dave or Smokey Joe.
3) To have ones rich tea biscuit taken away by an aggressor named el hob nob
1) "Damn man, did you see how blue teem got their biscuit taken?"

2) "I'm not gonna just sit here and get my biscuit taken, damnit!"

3) "You lost 400 to 0, let's just face it, you got your biscuit taken."
by Zatoichi September 15, 2005
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never taken off road

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What you write in the Facebook marketplace ad for your clapped out piece of shit patrol that overheated on Fraser twice and got launched off gunshot so hard both the axels look life leaf springs.
Yeah mate she looks petty average but how many tracks has she been down?
Nah mate never flogged never taken off road old lady drove it twice weekly to the shops and bingo.
Sure sure mate so why's it need four low just to pull outta the driveway?
by You've been chopped. November 19, 2021
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