my mom

the worst person ever, i can't even live with her.
if i commit suicide it'll be because of my mom
by tsmika November 25, 2022
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My mom

Stranger: Does your mom live?

Me: No

Stranger: Well my mom lives
by no no no no no no January 02, 2021
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My mom

My mom just screamed at me
by Kaiden34? June 01, 2022
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My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.
Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
by funnyest joke January 04, 2023
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I love my mom

A kind word yes I mean it you found a kind word here!
A word to describe that you love your mom
Me: I love my mom
That one guy who has F- in every class: IMAGINE BEING A MOMMAS BOY LOL
Me again: stfu I can love my mother not like you love her
by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022
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testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
by Timothy Dogan May 03, 2025
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