Yellow Smashing My Mom

it’s my dad who always wants to smash my mom

Yellow: CAN I SMASH YOUR MOM?!
Fizzy: no.

yellow cannot smash my mom but he might smash yours
that’s Yellow Smashing My Mom

by TotallyNotFibby August 28, 2022

my mom

the worst person ever, i can't even live with her.

if i commit suicide it'll be because of my mom

by tsmika November 25, 2022

I love my mom

A kind word yes I mean it you found a kind word here!
A word to describe that you love your mom

Me: I love my mom
That one guy who has F- in every class: IMAGINE BEING A MOMMAS BOY LOL
Me again: stfu I can love my mother not like you love her

by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022

My mom

A bitch that treats me like shit

My mom just screamed at me

by Kaiden34? June 1, 2022

My mom

Dead

Stranger: Does your mom live?

Me: No

Stranger: Well my mom lives

by no no no no no no January 2, 2021

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021