A testicle of a South-Asian ladyboy.
Carl: "I think I'm gonna go pick up that hooker over there"
Jim: "Nah, think that's a dude. Look at the Hanoi Handbags slipping out!"
by Ninaleven July 15, 2023
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When someone doesn't know the saying is "hell in a handbasket" and they keep saying that you are wrong.

Supposedly it is a saying in the mid-west states.
My wife keeps saying to hell in a handbag, since the kids are not listening.
by tboycgirl August 25, 2020
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A woman who has 3 or more sugar daddies on the go, has them all buy her an identical handbag, that she later opens and carries around on dates. She keeps 2 sealed and pristine and sells back to the shop for cash or on the premium secondhand market.
Man, not sure you should be buying that for her, she might be a bit of a handbag hustler.
by yaguide August 8, 2023
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A type of electronic dance music and a subgenre of house music characterized by upbeat tempo (120 – 130 BPM), singable lyrics, and a simple 4/4 time signature that was popular during the late 80s and early 90s, especially in gay dance clubs.
Frequently performed by female vocalists (Whitney Houston, Amber, Kristine W, Deborah Cox) and punctuated with dramatic "break downs" or "dropouts" (where the music builds to a frenetic high, drops off to virtual silence, only to build again), handbag house is also known as "happy house," or "diva house," (and, more derisively, as "plastic disco"). Declined in popularity as harder, less melodic music (aka "tweaker music") became de rigueur.
Name pokes fun at deliriously happy dancers waving their handbags—imaginary or not—in the air. Alternatively, it may refer to a group of club-goers dancing around their handbags thrown on the floor.
That last set was some of the best handbag house I've heard in eons. I’m dizzy from spinning around out there, waving my hands in the air. Grrrrl, I gotta go hydrate!
by MusclyGeek May 21, 2019
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A severe itch to buy new season designer handbags, commonly experienced by stylish women, frequent in recurrence and only relieved by topical application of the latest handbag upon the affected person's shoulder.
Wife says to Husband: "It's just another seasonal outbreak of handbagitis dear...the good doctor recommended I buy a new designer handbag for immediate relief...so I did...with your fishing trip money!".
by Bag Addict September 15, 2010
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