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Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.
We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.
by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022
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Standard Contract

Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?

Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.
by geoshelley November 26, 2013
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sweating your contract

"Hey Mary, Con Johnroy told me that he was sweating your contract."
by William of Oak Crest February 8, 2014
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Excitement contractions

When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.
"man, I'm so excited to go to the city, I'm getting excitement contractions"
by Hue555 January 12, 2019
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vocal contract

A contract that has been sealed by the use of words from one person to another
"You can have my horse for 2 sheep"

"Deal done motherfucker"

Vocal contract made.
by Lukey_Mario April 19, 2014
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quasi-contract

(plural: quasi-contracts)

Another name for a contract implied in law, which acts as a remedy for a dispute between two parties that don't have a contract. A quasi-contract is a legal obligation—not a traditional contract—which is decided by a judge for one party to compensate the other. Thus, a quasi-contract is a retroactive judgment to correct a circumstance in which one party acquires something at the expense of the other.
"It is not always simple to know if there is a contract, a quasi-contract or a damage award."
by CToad7 ALT March 17, 2023
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Contract Dropped

v. The act of ending a romantic relationship with a girlfriend, boyfriend, or prospect.
"Yo Mike, you still seeing that hoochie you met at the club last weekend?"

"Na, I saw her grinding on some fool last night, she got her contract dropped on the spot."
by Bodafugachi January 23, 2009
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