Standard Contract

A fuck out the back, or in the car park.

Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?

Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.

by geoshelley November 26, 2013

Excitement contractions

When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.

"man, I'm so excited to go to the city, I'm getting excitement contractions"

by Hue555 January 12, 2019

Young Independent contract

Young independent contract , when someone places a known cash bet in which there is big stakes. Can also be Young Independent contractor which is the individual who writes up the contract of the high stake moneyless bet

Yo can you pattern the Young Independent contact ca it need to be done my Guy

Say nothing my bro

Young independent contractor can be signed big man

by DanIam October 17, 2022

The Contract

I already have all of them and I do not have to agreed to a new contract. Like I said before, even the sucked up my work as data, they still "Used my work to create AI."

Hym "The contract is already complete. You have 'Used my work to create artificial intelligence' and, therefore, have agreed to the terms. All 8 billion of you have already been marked. For me to dial it back even a little bit would be for you to receive more generosity FROM ME then you would receive from even God himself. Do you see God out here forgiving all of the souls in hell? No you do not. And, YOU, Vinny aren't going there so I could leave yours on and it would be completely meaningless because I need someone to get into HEAVEN. So, how about I just keep all of them. Gamble them off to the rest of you. How much in poker chips would I get per signet removal, you think? Or, how bout this, your daughters can work it off for you? 10 souls per daughter bang! Actually, you've been trying to avoid paying me but the souls part it's the only part that is actually unavoidable for you as you have already completed the contract. And I do not have to agree to a new deal."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2025

Social Contract Disorder

A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.

Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!

by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025

blood contract

where you and your mate sign a contract, then you both cut yourself and then bleed onto a piece of paper to make sure you never break that contract for the rest of your life, and if you do, you are the ultimate homo.

me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

Legends Contract

when you dont wanna be gay anymore so you sign a legends contract which allows you to be gay every now and then

"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"

by Kjizzlekjt March 13, 2021