Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022
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"Don't use the front bathroom, somebody decided to gas-station it." "Dude gas-station -ed his ex-wife's bathroom and tried to get the babysitter to clean it for no additional money, what a jerk." "You may use my bathroom, but don't you dare gas-station it!
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I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
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