you can’t tell me what to do 

owned by landry purvis

you can’t tell me what to do

you can’t tell me what to do by landry January 9, 2021

you can’t tell me what to do 

si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up

shut up you can’t tell me what to do

you can’t tell me what to do by landry January 9, 2021

you dont have time tell me twice 

When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.

Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"

You " you dont have time tell me twice "

you dont have time tell me twice by Whiteswordgift December 9, 2022

Got something you want to tell me? 

Huh? There something you want to tell me fat shit? Come on. Spit it out.

Hym "Got something you want to tell me? Huh? How is it that you can afford to pay $1000 a month for you mother to NOT support herself but an act of god occurs that temporarily renders me unable to support myself and you don't have $240 for whichyou would eventually be reimbursed? Because it's spite. You want me to work hard in spite if the fact that you are aggregating an disseminating information about me (likely for profit). Go fuck yourself. I shouldn't have to do anything if my very existence generates revenue."

Got something you want to tell me? by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

let me tell you about homestuck 

"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.

Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

let me tell you about homestuck by Homestuckislife.org October 25, 2017

let me tell you something

When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.

Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?

let me tell you something by mikeschneider May 22, 2006

let me tell you something

A typical black elder's preamble serving as a gesture of dominance and/or wisdom...

Young Tyrone: I ain't tall enough to be good at basketball.....
Black Elder: Let me tell you something...

let me tell you something by Pizzlej July 30, 2021