Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text) 

Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.

Example A:

You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"

*Click*

You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.

You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.

Example B:

You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."

You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.

The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.

Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.

Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text) by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010

Freezy Paralysis 

The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.

One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.

Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?

Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.

Freezy Paralysis by J-coups August 5, 2010

Password Paralysis 

The unexpected brain-lock caused by having too many passwords such that you suddenly and completely lose the ability to log in to a website or program.

"I was struck by password paralysis at the office and looked like a total 'foon in front of the boss

Password Paralysis by Sandmanvan May 1, 2011

Sleep Paralysis Demon 

A sight you see paralyzed while sleeping, usually scary af

My Sleep Paralysis Demon is garfield

Sleep Paralysis Demon by gamerboy2742 August 12, 2019

Sleep Paralysis 

When you have a dream about black people coming into the damn room and sealing evey goddamn thing in your room the black people drugged you that's why your cannot move they steal all your things and start dancing and then punch you in the face and sit on you and than leave

Oh I had a werid dream about black people in sleep paralysis
Person: what was it?

They were stealing all of my shit

Sleep Paralysis by Tobiboi876 July 22, 2021

phone paralysis 

The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.

They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.

John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?

Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."

John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"

Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"

John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!

phone paralysis by Urban Englander June 20, 2009

fecal paralysis 

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

fecal paralysis by Dan Jon August 16, 2016