by rn_jay1 January 18, 2022
Someone who bitches about neatness and perfection all the time. They also spend a lot of time trying to find the most meaningless and slightest imperfection in things just so they can go on some autistic ass rant about it.
by Niggaroni daquan the 420th November 5, 2021
When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.
Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009
a convo starter between two people who hardly know how to talk and never get anywhere by talking anyways.
by drill.i.dam. March 21, 2009