spite chores

When you make someone mad and you start doing their chores out of spite just so you can either make them happy or pissed
Tommy was pissed at Jenny so he started doing spite chores so when she put her dish in the sink he can get pissed that someone dirtied up the kitchen he just cleaned
by Midget mike reloaded May 01, 2023
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Spite Playlisting

The act of creating a playlist on Spotify out of sheer rage, due to one of the following 13 reasons:

1) You can't figure out how Spotify works.
2) Your favourite brand is getting a new minimalist design.
3) I'm looking at you, Discord...
4) You found some bitch at the club.

5) La La Land.
6) Your goldfish drowns.
7) Your mom.
8) A lemon person has threatened to turn your girlfriend into broth.
9) Edward.
10) Your friend made a deez nutz joke.
11) What do you call a dinosaur that like flies and breathes fire?
12) DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE-
13) You will never know the epic highs and lows of high school football.
Person 1: "That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
Person 2: "I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs for my nana!"
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll start spite playlisting..."
by LennyPhoenix May 14, 2021
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Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.
I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.
by Bom Tosley July 15, 2010
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Spiteful Bird

When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.
Dude, I heard you gave Jones family a spiteful bird the other day.
by Mrpoopypants2 June 06, 2025
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SPITE INSTRUMENT

CELL PHONE

SELL PHONE

BETE NOIRE

ANYTHING else Y'ALL think of.
Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.

People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this ASSH0LE.

To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.

YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 10, 2021
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