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Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2023
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SPITE INSTRUMENT

CELL PHONE

SELL PHONE

BETE NOIRE

PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT APPROPRIATE

Musical Instruments can be abused. 7:58;pm lights on...THANK YOU

SUSAN...SUNDAR...BELINDA .LARRY.LARRY.SERGEY.ELON BELINDA .AWESOME AARON AND STAFF
Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.

People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this

To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.

YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.

Look we are looking forward to THE CHAIN comprised of which for practical purposes is the literal SPITE INSTRUMENT that is SPIDER.EAT SHIT.SPITER.LA LA LA 171 as this means INTERESTED PARTIES watch the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE EAT SHIT massive BOWEL MOVEMENTS AMOUNTS and then watch the SPITER in action starting with quite a LA LA LA STOMACH FUCKING and LOTS OF SURPRISES in store for ANAL ALAN.

Can you imagine a CACAPHONY to FEED TO ANAL ALAN as what a SPITE INSTRUMENT that ANUS can be as the SHIT ENTERS that STATRTING ASSH0LE like the GI DOCTORS say.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021
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spite nighting

Revenge sleep procrastination is when people intentionally stay up late to enjoy personal time, even when they know it will negatively affect their sleep. It often happens when individuals feel they have little control over their daily schedules. (Courtesy of the Sleep Foundation). Spite nighting makes this clumsy phrase into a verb.
I had a long day at work and should have gone to bed at my normal time but what do I do instead? stayed up until 3am spite nighting
by Spazmorainski September 20, 2025
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Spite

No. YOU are a retard and you though I was talking about YOU so YOU are doing this.
Hym "Nooooo. It wasn't spite. You weren't even a factor. You still aren't a factor. You though I was talking about YOU because you have an inflated sense of existential importance and now you have to scramble to figure out how you justify steal a revenge that isn't even owed to the retard I was actually talking about AND how you are going to get me to not murder some poor slobs kid so you can pretend to not be inferior to someone you are clearly inferior than. No amount of media aggrandizement is going to change the fact that YOU THOUGH YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING YOU WEREN'T and you THOUGHT you were something you were not."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2024
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Spite Mullet

When a person gets a mullet in order to show hatred or to annoy a person
He did not want to take the pictures so he got a spite mullet to ruin them.
by rural-american November 28, 2020
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Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.
I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.
by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010
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spite-victory

The act of committing all of your efforts to stopping a particular rival from winning a competitive game/event once you realise you have no way of winning yourself.
Game of monopoly: 3 players left

"John you will give me all of your properties for only $500". "Yeh Jimmy sure, as long as you let me go around the board 3 times without having to pay rent". Cheeky smirk to the Bryn. John i'l give you $5000 for all of your properties and allow you not to pay rent on my properties for 3 turns. "Nah Bryn thats fine, i'm going to stick with Jimmy's deal".

As a result Bryn is quickly knocked out of the game, after which John immediately insults Bryn about how bad he is at the game, forfeits to Jimmy and enjoys the glory of his spite-victory.
by racistonarockingchair October 10, 2011
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