"Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his mind and joined a church."
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"
by SmarterSean August 19, 2023
Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019
Girl posted on twitter:
“Omg I got a big problem with Latto, so bitch I want ALL the smoke!!”
Lattos’ friend: “girl somebody said they got beef with u!”
Latto: “She said she got a problem??? hahHAAAAAhaha, dats imaginary smoke right there!”
“Omg I got a big problem with Latto, so bitch I want ALL the smoke!!”
Lattos’ friend: “girl somebody said they got beef with u!”
Latto: “She said she got a problem??? hahHAAAAAhaha, dats imaginary smoke right there!”
by DATGUR1REN August 11, 2023