When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name
mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again
by leo mark sara heather stories December 7, 2022
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A queer (girl/guy) that trolls you and photoshops your body on theirs. Theys spy and copy everything they fucking do from someone else. They take credit of any of your work, score, anything you type that they can put they're name over. They'll use you to make a fake account to get publicity. They rub they're hands together and think they're big playmaker playboys. They're all fucked up idiots. They think your their "op" so they give you a big pussy face when they see you even though they're not even a hustle and you can smoke all of them. They hate you because you're better than them. When they're not too busy "hustling" they're either fucking themselves or doing drugs. They buy their fake plastic pussies/fake dick dildos in somebody elses address. They're pawns and all the hoes play them their whole lives. The hoes feel sorry for them so they give it to them even though they're cheaters, fags, pussies, snakes, trolls, fiends, fools, bitches, niggers, wimps, spics, drug addicts, junkies, haters, rats, jocks, posers, shitbags, perverts, public offenders, have no skills, and broke. They love every drug(I can't type). They have a basic sized dick. They're part of the nnnnnn(no dick) gang. They use "popsicle sticks", "duct tape", "putty egg", "velcro", "strings", "staplers", "donkey yoyo", etc and they put it out of their zipper even though a child could see it.
Guy 1- "Did you hear that girl got with Playa lol?

Guy 2- "No. I don't know why anyone would go down on that goddamn fony."

Guy 1- "No way bro is that your body photoshopped on Playa's profile picture?"

Guy 2- "Yes it is. I'm going to report him and every fiend that photoshops my body with their name on it."

Guy 1- "No lie, I would run up right in his face."
by umbreonxxx May 8, 2021
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An expression of shock when you see someone attractive.
Goddamn she’s fine
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An expression of shock when you see someone attractive.
Goddamn she’s fine
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You probably know the word damn. Goddamn is more than just a damn. It is an extreme increase. It can be used if you

1. either hate (really hate) something

2. or live for something.
Goddamn can be written together or separately.
1. Goddamn, who eats pineapple on pizza. You must be crazy!
2. Did you see her ass, goddamn!
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God never needed a dam, he walked on water.
Goddamn he didn’t need a dam!
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An Englishman. United Kingdom military member. Taken from exclamations of joy the People of France cheered during liberation as they observed the British military marching in after driving out the Germans in World War Two.
Here come the Goddamns!
by I. 8. 1. 2. July 16, 2021
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