Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child can use it, and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin, Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure; no one was lining up to buy their cars.
The Angel King, or Ak-47
by pooo pee January 18, 2021
Get the Ak-47mug. by ak47sforpeace October 08, 2021
Get the AK-47mug. The AK-47 is an Assault Rifle made by Mikhail Kalashnikov in Russia, in 1947. It's most known appearance is in CS:GO.
by valveofvalves04 July 30, 2021
Get the AK-47mug. Ak-47 that one gun that ends up in every video game that depicts violence , typically the most over powered weapon one can posses. Commonly known as the easiest weapon to manufacture and also one of the most reliable , commonly used by communists , terrorists , hillbillies and most likely satan
by licking them sofetly January 14, 2016
Get the Ak-47mug. What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.
by SovietUnionForeverBitches2024 June 09, 2024
Get the AK-47mug. Its a sentence that only GigaChads and wise people use, it is a sing of peace, and union between people and memes, if you use this be proud of yourself, you are a certified Gigachad and a Madman.
So long, nerds.
So long, nerds.
-Hello bro, Kermit With An AK-47.
-Oh hi, Kermit With An AK-47, I see you are also a distinguished gentlemen, my chad brother.
-Oh hi, Kermit With An AK-47, I see you are also a distinguished gentlemen, my chad brother.
by Luan0 July 12, 2022
Get the Kermit With An AK-47mug. This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.
SGT. Gunny Highway: "This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."
by Neo-Chan January 25, 2022
Get the AK-47mug.