million dollar bill

Referencing the fact million dollar bills have been printed but are completely worthless. Used to describe when a person or character thinks something great is happening to them and/or get excited but they end up greatly disappointed in the end.

1. Prom was my million dollar bill.
2. Going to the mall only for that incident to happen was my friend's million dollar bill.
3. Anyone who gets the ring in *The Lord of The Rings* just ends up with a million dollar bill.

by sunshineydays April 12, 2025

Dollares

Dollares is a common misspelling of the word, "Dollars". Usually by uneducated sk8r boiz and others similar to their kind.

Jack: "Yoo, I need like 200 Dollares"
Ryan: "It's Dollars you numbnut, and no"

by Dumb Donut November 11, 2020

Lolers Lolers gimme dollars

When someone in Gen Alpha wants dollars, they say this.

Person: Ugh I want money
Person2: Hey-
Person: Lolers Lolers gimme dollars

Person2: okay!

by V Fan4evaaa November 13, 2023

Dollars to doughnuts

used to bring/call/draw attention to one's confidence.

"I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he's a medical student"

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025

Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

by LeO4show October 1, 2018

Dimes will get you dollars

Glib way of saying "There is a high probability that..." It doesn't make too much sense if you think about the way gambling odds work, but I didn't create it; I just report it.

Dimes will get you dollars that his car will break down before he gets there.

Dimes will get you dollars that she doesn't really want to change jobs.

by Al Benedict June 30, 2021

1 billion dollar offer

To an AI researcher!? I'M THE REASON THE AI WORKS, MARK! YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME A BILLION DOLLARS YOU FUCK!

Hym "Hoooooly shit! I'm not even asking for a billion dollars and I invented the fucking AI! People are TURNING DOWN a 1 billion dollar offer and THEY SHOULD! Because these motherfuckers need to pay. How is LITERALLY SAVING HUMANITY not worth a billion dollars to you? Fucking clown! Pay or die!"

by Hym Iam August 1, 2025