A Million Bajillion Dollars

The story of a man quitting gambling before he got the dimaonds so the idamonds he didnt get but the other guy was minign also and he was going to the diamonds so he got the million bajillion dollars and not the other guy cuz he quit.

Don't quit now! Otherwise you'll miss the opportunity to get a million bajillion dollars!!!

by coolgangstergamer January 20, 2024

Dollar store

Where you and me get everything we need, paper towels? Its there! Candy, its there! A vibrater? Its there!

Me: hey wanna go to the dollar store?
You: no why would you wanna go,

Me: it has everything you need..
You: no it doesn’t..
(Later at the dollar store)

You: IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED WTF??

by Gary that rat November 24, 2021

Dollar Age

Dollar Age is a noun that simply means about or exactly 100 years old.

Noun- Dollar Age
Adj.-Dollar

My great-grandma is almost a dollar age.

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

1 million dollars

See they won't stop doing the thing that is going to get your daughter stabbed, i.e., pay for the AI theory-dissertation and publicly punish the weaponization of schizophrenia...

Hym "But what I stab your daughter EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THESE 2 THINGS ARE HAPPENING... One lucky constant will receive 1 MILLION DOLLARS from both Ree-lon Musk and Andy Tate! Why? Before Ree-lon has no honor. No integrity. Why did all of the AI companies have the same breakthrough at the same time? Doesn't matter. Ree-lon has no integrity and want to STEAL from ME. We apparently need to ALLOW him to do that. So, when it cost you your child's life, you can have a million dollars. He won't do the thing that will prevent the child from dying in the first place but he will try to fill the hole left by your death daughter... With money! It's like a fun lottery for all of us to play. Where I choose the winner at random BECAUSE AMD EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I AM BOTH BEING HARASSED PERPETUALLY IN A MANOR THAT RESEMBLES THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MY DISSERTATION CONTAINED ALL OF THE NECESSARY CONSIDERATIONS REGARDING HOW TO BUILD AI IN THE MODERN ERA AND I OWN THAT VERY DISSERTATION!"

by Hym Iam September 16, 2025

dollar train

The line of strippers hitting you up for money after they get done their stage set. Sometimes they go around the room 2 or three times, you'll swear they were triplets.

The dollar train at Delilah's Den is relentless!

by TV Eye August 24, 2021

pocket dollar

When you pay for somthing in all crumbled dollars(doesn't have to be a stripper)

Man I'm so broke I had to pat in all pocket dollars

by Bandit18 September 17, 2016

Dollars

Dollars are just dollars, and dollar signs don't matter to everyone as much as they do some.

Losing hundreds of millions of dollars in investment is not the worst thing that could happen to a city, a business, or a person. A city keeping it's soul is worth losing millions of dollars in investment. Let another city sell it's soul and have the concerts and investment, not everyone wants that or thinks it's a good thing to have, the way the people who see dollar signs in it do.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021