Call the cops

I didn't call the cops on anyone, she doesn't have the right to fuck that retard, and if I have to murder some kids to make you regret what you're doing here they deserve to die.

Hym "You're not going to hesitate to call the cops once I bleed this kid."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

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Cop In Pocket

When you have committed a crime and you have a cop in your pocket, that means you have a police officer friend who will manipulate police reports to help you avoid arrest or legal accountability for crimes you have bragged about committing.

I got a Cop In Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.

by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022

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Custody-by-Cop

The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.

Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.

by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025

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cops water

When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.

Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

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Prop-cop

Police officers who are put places to show a "presence"
Typically at high school football games & malls. They actually think they have authority because they boss around kids for standing in the grass.

Doug - "Yo, you just are that? Talk about a waste of tax money."
Gus - "Yeah, They be puttin Prop-cops everywhere like they be makin a difference."
Doug - "Right, and the jack-offs really take their jobs seriously. They're getting ready to pull their gun because these teens be loitering."

by Gesser September 15, 2023

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