Cop

(Noun)

1. Someone who talks shit about people behind their back, but acts entirely normal and/or friendly towards those people. Similar to how an undercover cop would act around people they plan to bust.

2. Someone who is naturally two-faced, but is completely oblivious to it.

Similar to:
- narc
- snitch

PERSON 1: So Joey was talking shit about you behind your back.
PERSON 2: I could see that. He was saying some shit about you a couple days ago too.
PERSON 3: Yeah Joey's a total cop. Someone should tell him.

by Richard Mahogany March 31, 2020

Spider cop

A cop that traps you in a web of lies.

"Those fucken spider cops always got me caught from lyin!"

by Evrtt November 23, 2016

cop word

Word used by people with inferior vocabularies in order to sound offical and educated. usually used many times in one paragraph.

utilize, proactive, paradigm

by annoyed August 25, 2004

Finna cop that pussy baby

When you're so deeply in love with a girl, you finna cop that pussy (Baby).

"I'm finna cop that pussy baby"

by Bearlington February 7, 2018

Optimism Cop

A person who has a negative or hostile attitude towards anything that isn't 100% positivity. These kinds of people have the good vibes only mindset & expect everything to go perfectly 100% of the time to their taste. If something should go wrong, they have a hostile mentality towards it.

When I expressed how I felt to the Optimism Cop, he told me not to "be negative".

by Rill GiktokExcelticus September 12, 2021

w cop

Garza shiracona

I like to w crims because I am a w cop

by Wibbywobby69 December 18, 2023

cops

Police or pigs who get annoying or ruin the fun- if you wanna catch some get a box of doughnuts and cheap coffee

p1 : Fucking hell look at those pigs
p2 : Don't you mean the cops?
p1 : Same thing idiot

by fatsharks101 June 23, 2019