cop

A nickname given to policemen. "Cop" is short for "copropheliac", given due to their marked interest in the worst elements (the excrement) of our society, and the things that they tend to trade in.

Watch out, here come the cops! They're looking to confiscate our shit!

by the.real.geek.neo April 30, 2023

Cop Pigs

Stupid NPC cops in GTA V and Online who can't even act like fucking real life cops. You end up getting a 1 wanted star just because of going into your garage, walking and doing nothing wrong. They are also known as bald fucktards.

Player 1: Let's see your car, bro!
Player 2: Okay, hold on, I gotta be back. *walks into garage, gets a car then leaves the garage*
Player 2: Hey, here's my go- *Cop Pigs comes*
Player 1: Aw sh- *both dead by many gunshots*

by SteinsSpar March 30, 2019

cop

To get shot at and take a slug

"Ive copped a few shells but i dont walk with a limp"-50 Cent

by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

Cop speak

A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.

The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.

by CharleneV May 5, 2023

Cop

Someone on the newtopian discord server who only says “Oh” and “…” with the name cop or coprton.

Person 1:”hey do you know cop?”
Person 2: “ that one person in the newtopians discord server that says “…” or “Oh” ?”
Person 1: “ yeah that guy”

by Dee💗 October 2, 2022

artificial cop

Person trained to aim guns, shoot guns, wears a cop uniform, and hold a position in a police officers unit, but doesn't do their job. Looks at the protestutes, doesn't really have the nose for suspecting anything fishie while something fishie is going on. Doesn't just like donuts, but likes little kids too. Usually grubby hands. Will let people he knows that speed or do drugs go if catches them, like coke heads or a jock with a nice vehicle. Or an insane or insane jock in a nice vehicle.

That cop knew me because I played baseball with his son in school, and when he like caught me with coke he let me go, because he said he knew me.

Artificial cop.

by europopian August 26, 2009

Cop

A tall man with some frosting dribbled on his cheek when talking to you. Usually pulls you over for no reason and asks if you had alchohol. Then asks to search your car. Assholes.

"Oh shit here we go again."

*Cop walks up with his taser*
"I'm gonna have to get a search warrant."

"Fuck you stupid cop."

by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019