Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it

Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you

by The Goater July 06, 2010

Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.

Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"

by Vshjaar March 06, 2010

Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)

I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!

by 4uffin July 04, 2023

Wet watch

When Pooch is being a pretty girl and a sad giraffe all the while blowing up the group text. 🤣

Pooch just wet watched the shit outta the group text.

by Mr. Donktionary April 05, 2021

Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.

Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

by von groovy June 29, 2024

Wiki-Watch

Binge-watching a show on Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime...while keeping an iPad opened to Wikipedia in order to flesh out the storyline with historical facts, facts about the actors, and other random silly questions we want answered. It's like MST3K and Pop Up Video had a baby.

I am so far behind on Sons of Anarchy. Let's Wiki-Watch to catch up.

by Kardur2 December 03, 2015

lets watch ninjago

another way of saying lets have gay sex

"Hey Colin lets watch ninjago"

by Sheistenberg November 30, 2022