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adhd watching

When you're watching a show but you have adhd & can't focus so you do other stuff with the show in the bg
by Superjuliam May 20, 2023
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Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.
"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"
by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019
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watch-worthy

An adjective describing a tv show or movie that is worth paying attention to and not simply good for background.
Last night, we only had one hour to relax before bed, so we chose to turn on a watch-worthy show, Ray Donovan.
by the-word-master April 24, 2021
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YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
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pseudo-watch

When you watch a TV program at the same time from two different physical locations.
My boyfriend and I pseudo-watch “This Is Us” when we can’t be together.
by #shellbell August 8, 2018
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watch another movie

Similar to read another book, this is the appropriate response to any stupid political analogy, using a movie instead of a book as a reference point. This can apply to any movie, but since the Harry Potter series also has movies, it can be used here as well.
Dumbass: Mike Pence is like Snape!
Normal person: Oh my god, watch another movie!
by Florisgrad June 26, 2025
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Hoe Watching

A term used to describe a person who overly concerned about how many bitches an individual gets.
Aaron: You get no bitches.
Raymond: Shut up nigga why you hoe watching.
by anonymous November 15, 2021
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