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tank-watcher 

A player in Halo 2 that waits by the tank on Coagulation to shoot unsuspecting opponents (unless they are screen-lookers) attempting to board the tank.
Player 1 "Hey! WTF you're a tank-watcher!"
Player 2 "How'd you know?"
Player 1 "Cause I'm a screen-looker."
tank-watcher by John McClane August 10, 2007

backseat watcher 

when people are watching tv, and one person begins to tell the person in possession of the remote to change channels.
Ron- "we missed the last play of the game because joe made rick change the channel to the weather station"

tom- "what a backseat watcher"
backseat watcher by guppietoe December 5, 2009

Dong Watching 

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong
I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!
Dong Watching by Txbred September 30, 2015

Penis Watcher

A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.

Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.
Penis Watcher by Dmuffin July 19, 2018

whale watcher

An individual who is infatuated by obese rotund women. The individual will express a hatred towards them as a facade for his friends, however in reality he is extremely down bad.
Holy moly, Antony is the biggest whale watcher to ever exist. All he does is them fat bitches' homework. Mandem is so sad.

porn watcher 

Someone that watches porn

It’s in the name
“Go touch some grass, you porn watcher!”