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The Church Of Sacred Unity

A location for 'Shanked' and 'Aordinary' to meet up for erotic-roleplay and go on dates. In other words, the church is just their personal dating sim.
God damn it, Lucile and Valencia are in the backrooms of the Church of Sacred Unity again.
by Rodent89 October 30, 2024
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Church Jordans

A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.
It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.
by ewanders1 November 4, 2024
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blue church syndrome

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
by glenpai November 29, 2024
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super fundamentalist Christian church

What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay
A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.
by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024
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Cain Church

Cain church is a 14 year old born march 28 2010 and lives in remsenburg-speonk new york. he is very jewish and gets made fun of every day for it. cain church was put on probation for three months for criminal mischief
by Cain Church December 5, 2024
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The church kids

Stereotypical Trump loving, started smoking at 13, love 2 hunt & fish, redneck type
The church kids started a fire in one of their back yards after communion last Sunday.
by Franz Ferdinand June 26, 2025
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Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time
by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025
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