God church

A term used to describe how much people like and ore praise something and or someone

Jake is a stupid cunt but, his merch is selling like a god church

by Dank Memes boiiiiiiiiiii October 05, 2017

GOD CHURCH

A word that was first publicly revealed by Jake Paul in his MV " It's Everyday Bro". This guy needs to revew his grammar and his english vocabulary, because it doesn't mean shit. I guess he is just "begging for attention".

And I just dropped some new merch, and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH.

by kassoucv July 07, 2017

god church

Something that cancerous youtuber, Jake Paul says.

Jake paul: i just drop off some new merch, and is selling like a god church
me: fuck off

by santa is not real December 26, 2017

God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.

I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.

by Intellegent Professor June 05, 2017

god church

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer

“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church”

by NinjaStreamz April 18, 2018

jack church

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).

Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!

by DatUnSmartKid April 24, 2018

fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.

Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.

by Hugh-Jazz February 16, 2015