Bridget Dontz 

A science teacher who can't teach but gots a badonkadonk.

WOW!!! Mrs. Smith is pulling a Bridget Dontz today.

Bridget Dontz by Jimmyisonfire September 27, 2014

Bridgnorth 

Drinking capital of Shropshire. Birthplace of Shropshire Granola. We drive tractors.

Bridgnorth is located in South Shropshire, England.

Bridgnorth by Jenfoo March 1, 2011

brigett

Very beautiful...sassy...and smart. Everything you could ever want all rolled into one person. Likes to talk alot. Takes pride in herself and her man. Loves like no other. Also a little clumsy.

"Man I wish I could meet a girl like Brigett"

brigett by Lil peep December 19, 2016

Bridget 

Sweetest, Prettiest, Most Intelligent girl! She is a hopeless romantic and just makes you smile with every word she says. She has big plans with her life and won't let anyone get in the way. She has a big heart and a thing for helping others. Music is a HUGE part of her life. Everytime you see her, a smile is forced upon your face.

Why are you so wonderful?!
Cause I'm Bridget, duh!

Bridget by HannyBanany03 March 14, 2011

Bridget 

Bridget is a wonderful person with a beautiful heart. She is caring and looking out for others. She is beautiful and intelligent, and a great friend to everyone around her.

Lea: Wow, you are the best!
Bridget: Obviously, I'm Bridget

Bridget by VERONICAAAAAAA July 14, 2018

Fart Bride

A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.

Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.

Fart Bride by Logibear May 17, 2009

Gentleman’s Bridle 

Fishhooking your index fingers inside both sides of her mouth while you take her to pound town from behind.

After deploying the gentleman’s bridle, I clapped her cheeks and steered her around the house. Eventually made to the kitchen for a beer before I blew her back out.

Gentleman’s Bridle by Dick Onchin August 25, 2020