A state of mind that causes you to think the world is burning, and the smallest setback can bring on “Fuck it. Time to live under a bridge”
by Gossip Gary September 28, 2021
absolutely perfect in every way, shape and form. the most beautiful person you will ever meet, so musically talented and very nice. baddest bitch out there. everyone loves them. best style and sense of humour.
by bethanybridgelover February 24, 2021
The male act of planking between 2 beds, likely in a hotel room, with the participant's butt faced toward the floor while masturbating to completion. The subsequent orgasm will produce ejaculate that will spray outwards and upwards dripping down onto the floor below, thus making the human "bridge" white like marshmallow.
by Paul Porter January 20, 2016
noun - a useless (rather large) person who sits on a bridge and contributes absolutely nothing to society.
I can't fucking stand these goddamn bridge kids!!! Go do something with your life and take a goddamn shower.
by That troll under the bridge March 22, 2023
Moving the stretchy part of the penis underneath the head/scrotum for sexual pleasure, a fidget, or as a finger warmer.
by the_shizzle November 8, 2023
Similar to the sex position "The Eiffel Tower", the Tacoma Narrows Bridge is performed by having a girl on hands and knees, where sweet fellacio is happening at one end with one happy male, while the dirty plowing is occurring with man #2 in the back. However, a real Tacoma Narrows Bridge occurs when one man blows massive load early, and his body succumbs to the moment and he collapses, preferably into a river.
Hot dog! Dale and Troy hit me hard last night with a Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Troy lost control and yeeted himself into the river. We had to call the Coast Guard!
by kreed321 September 22, 2019
Steve is a normal guy preferably old, steve often talks on the phone and sits at his desk, does taxes. Steve poops his pants and gets aaaaalll the ladies. Steve has a awesome grandaughter who is famous on instagram.
"woah that guy is toedungue poppin, he must be a steve" "hey did u hear steve got with terri? Ughh steves" steve bridges
by Steve bridges July 1, 2018