when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.
by chicagomeathouse November 7, 2013
The beefy mush that comes from your anus. Anus beef often has a strong musk. Some anus beef is very potent, while others may only have a slight beefy taste.
by OhMyGodPleaseHelp November 30, 2020
Similar to a roll of the dice. commonly used in reference to the anal production, or storage of, roofies.
by fecalToes May 8, 2014
Anus theif: I'm so jealous of your anus I'm going to fuck your anus so hard that it comes off and I can take it!
Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!
Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!
by Thevaginafartpoo August 1, 2021
When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019
Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!
by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019