If you secretly tell your
friends you have a girlfriend and your parents
don't know as the uptight bastards
may try to keep you from her until they think you are "ready" for that kind of committment.
You and your buddies are sitting around your house just chilling and your mom walks in asking what you are doing tonight and your
friends casually make fun of you and asking, "Are you gonna leave us for your GIRLFRIEND?"
You then say, "What are you talking about slip dogg?"
Your mom then says, "Everyone out NOW!" and then you proceed to put your story on FML.com