Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

Typewriter Telly

A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.

I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.

by Jerry Malto September 7, 2011

Telly Tubbies

Large, lumbering beasts that walk around endless plains, feasting on human souls. They are also quite gay, and have lamps on their head.

Jerremy: EVERYBODY RUN! THE telly tubbies ARE COMING FOR OUR SOULS! DONT LET THE LAMP REFLECTIONS SEE YOU!

by TheTrue209 February 25, 2023

Telly Tuck

Alberts idiot song cause he's dumb he's stupid

PErson1: have u eheadr albert song it good it called telly tuck
Person 2- ITS BAD You NOT SMART IDIOT

by FatLz June 18, 2019

Telly Tuck

A song made by this dude I know named Albert. It's pretty bad.

Person 1: Have you heard Albert's new song?
Person 2: Yea, Telly Tuck? It's ass.

by FatLz June 18, 2019

Chantelle (Telly)

Chantelle... she is an amazing human with a unique heart who can always make u smile in any way. Her determination and power to focus is famous. She is a music digger and has an impecable and unique ear for all music. When she selects music for people to hear she get's deep in her bag and put's a lot of thought. She doesn't dissapoint cause she's always in her bag. She is an old soul. She dances and flows like there isn't a care in the world in the rain. She's all fun but also kind of dark but mostly light. She enjoys funny puns here and there so her sense of humor is elite. She love's art in all forms. She's loyal and a beautiful person inside and out. A true beauty with a huge heart. Last thing... she's a total simp for reciprocated simpin, so treat her right or you'll have an army of people on your neck.

To know a Telly as a friend, you'll know true friendship.

Chantelle (Telly) is a Simp, and that's not a bad thing because in what world is being a simp a bad thing. You must not be a Romantic at heart.

If y'all want Telly to turn up for her Birthday, break out the Prosecco! lmao *tears

"How am I supposed to go to sleep with all these bangers!" said Telly.

by iSpeakRick January 18, 2022