by sya1233 April 08, 2025

The disorder that afflicts public school teachers who are hopelessly incompetent at their job. Also known as pedagogical paralysis.
Unfortunately, Mrs. Hughes has a teach impediment. You will not be learning any algebra in her class this year.
by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022

by Mark the best December 06, 2017

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.
Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.
Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.
Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.
by Former Expat October 14, 2022

The form of teaching that does the opposite of normal teaching. Makes you more dumb instead of smart.
by Biggest man October 03, 2023

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 08, 2025

"Wow the Pi Kap's really want to collab on the Marg Party" - Girl 1
"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2
"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1
"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2
"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2
"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1
"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2
by Mawnster November 18, 2022
