drippin wet panty hamster

a hairy vagina that is saturated and dripping of bodily fluids.

my wife caught me staring at her drippin wet panty hamster.

my girlfriend was playing with her drippin wet panty hamster.

drippin wet panty hamster by steve s (hillbilly) October 21, 2007

hasbeen 

In direct opposition to a wannabe, a popular musician, singer or rock star who is no longer popular but still acts like it.

The club owner says to a fledgling rock band,"This club books more wannabees than hasbeens because we support our local talent. You've got the gig."

hasbeen by dearhearts November 4, 2003

Gucci Hamster 

A hamster that you get from spider man and a girl who ate 98 frogs that are shaped like a door, they gave birth to A GUCCI HAMSTER and eventually the evil doctor, (dr. Soppy socks) bought their kids, and he put them in his lab, he got so scared about his porcupine runaways eating his jeans cutely, so he sold the gucci hamsters. So legend says, kids still play hang man using these evil hamsters.

Wanna play catch the gucci hamster ?

Gucci Hamster by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021

On the Hamster Wheel 

A COVID-19 shelter-in-place personal discovery, as consequence of simply having time to reflect on what really matters in life.

After 4 weeks of social distancing, I've come to the conclusion that I FUCKIN HATE MY JOB and ain't NO WAY I'm gettin' BACK On the Hamster Wheel...

On the Hamster Wheel by YAWA April 17, 2020

Hartej 

This is a name of a Punjabi person.Hartej is like mister steal your girl.Keep him away from your girl.This is cool guy

Hartej will steal your girl

Hartej by Yololo you live once November 6, 2019

The unicorn hamster 

When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn.

When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn. "The unicorn hamster".

The unicorn hamster by Intercourse master mind August 25, 2010

sneaky hastert

A sneaky Hastert involves performing an unwelcome sexual act, under the pretense of performing some other helpful action. The name comes from former house speaker Dennis Hastert, who allegedly molested members of a wrestling team he coached, under the pretense of assisting with the treatment of sport related injuries.

Person A: My groin cramped up in wrestling practice again, and the coach offered to help me stretch it out.

Person B: Oh, that was helpful.

Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.

Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.

Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.

sneaky hastert by butlerj June 15, 2016