Skip to main content

Graphics King

A video game which has the most impressive, extraordinary, or advanced technical graphics. The Graphics King does not needs to appeal to the personal artistic tastes of a majority, it's a purely tech-driven position.

The question "what game is the graphics king?" is similar to "what's the fastest car?", not "what's the best car?". The second question involves too many variables not related to the speed of a car.

Graphics King =/= Art Direction King
- Crysis is the Graphics King.
- I find Super Meat Boy artistically pleasing. It's the most beautiful game I've ever played, but it's not the Graphics King.
- Crysis 2 on console is the console graphics king, but it's not the Graphics King. Crysis 1 with mods is superior.
Graphics King by Rinthel December 7, 2011
Graphics King mug front
Get the Graphics King mug.
See more merch

graphitemaster

graphitemaster is a master of one of the allotropes of carbon, mostly known as a mineral expert. graphitemasters can be very dangerous. the graphitmaster is know to program software to extract data from the allotropes of carbon.
a company that mines for graphite has a graphitemaster
graphitemaster by l33thg June 27, 2010

graphing 

sex. This can be interpreted in many aspects of life including the bedroom, math class, science class, or anything that includes graphing. (courtesy of Dr. Parker)
"Graphing is fun when you know how to do it."

"Graphing requires flexibility of the mind and body."

"I want you to go home and practice graphing."

"Didn't anyone teach you how to graph when you were younger?"
graphing by Browniezz October 9, 2009

turbo graphics 16 

A term for when a person or product is outcompeted, marginalized or eradicated by an inferior competitor or opponent through bad luck, conspiracy, the ignorance of man or the cruel indifference of Marduk, the Babylonian God of harbors and mischief.
father: "fuck, first caldor goes the way of the turbo graphics 16 and now i have to buy my zoobas at target?"

son: "is that why you beat the shit out of me and mommy?"
turbo graphics 16 by dusty ocean December 30, 2004

Graphics Card 

A fucking overpriced piece of shit that "totally doesn't doesn't help your computer at all."
You should totally try running Skyrim at ultra settings and 4k with onboard graphics, because graphics cards are for losers.

graphicy 

Used to describe an item that has been produced by a graphic designer
That business card is very graphicy
graphicy by tjcdzine June 21, 2010