Scientist Envy

A form of jealousy that involves a homosexual man constantly claiming that an actual scientist, with official government paperwork, is not a scientist.

Brian: You're not a scientist.
Caleb: You must be one of those navy guys who loves hotracking and has a bad case of scientist envy.

by Boofing kinggg October 1, 2025

Beach Drink Scientist

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.

Laddie is known to be a world-renowned beach drink scientist.

by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

Life Scientist

Invented by the boys from the streetwear brand 'azino', a life scientist is somebody who experiments with crazy ideas, experiences and adventures.

"I'm not a normal person, I'm a life scientist".

by anonymous April 23, 2021

Scientist

The kind of person that would try to measure a blue whale's penis during intercourse.

Blue whale in blue whale talk- I already told you, get the fuck out of here and don't bring your scientist friend back faggot, I'm trying to bang Helga I think she said her name was.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Mr Scientist

:troll:

When all Mr Scientist wants to do is play Diablo 4, but they won't admit it.

by Mr Scientroll June 5, 2023

Hentai Scientist

a homophonic phrase for anti-zionist

That matt lieb sure is a real "hentai scientist" *wink*

by liquefytherich March 18, 2024

Backhand scientist

Someone who does all the work but is never given credit

Man your Dnd campain is so great but your BackHand scientist is the best i've ever seen

by The Mmmm effect December 22, 2020