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spring has sprung 

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive
father: Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
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Butt Sprung 

A knit suit or skirt out of shape in the rear.
My late wife's ass had gotten so big that she butt sprung all those expensive skirts I bought her.
big ass women worn out clothes huge butts
Butt Sprung by Stendig October 12, 2010

money sprung 

Being obsessed with money.
A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie - "I keep on counting them hundreds up
I think I'm falling in love with 'em
I keep on counting them hundreds my nigga
I think that I'm money sprung"
money sprung by Nevawouldaguessed January 13, 2021

rump-sprung 

Of or pertaing to the condition of a seat or sofa upon which a large person has spent a lot of time. Worn through uphostry and collapsed springs. Typically form fitting to a specific ass.
I can't sit on the near end of the sofa, its rump-sprng to aunt Ethel's ass.

It's a good truck but that drivers seat is rump-sprung.
rump-sprung by Chris DeWitt January 5, 2009

get sprung

to become attractive to a person by her/his body and everything.
-hey dude, what about that party last night?
-oh it was gr8, man! with those girls with those round butts in your face u really get sprung!
-yeah...really.
get sprung by arrysonnzenyth October 11, 2006

Bristley sprung flap 

A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.
My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.
Bristley sprung flap by Bazildog November 4, 2020

counter sprung 

Like being "sprung" but it bounces back.
I got sprung over that fineass girl at school...now i'm counter sprung over my first girl.
counter sprung by CKris April 22, 2006