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Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.
I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.
by Nerdymama September 12, 2015
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Mythical

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Joe: have you heard about the mental loon spammer?
Bob: you mean Mythical?
by Joe slept with your dad June 20, 2021
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mythical hinge pull

when u on hinge and you pull a mythical tier baddie
bro thats a mythical hinge pull
by Sanquo May 20, 2024
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Mythical Morning

A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"
"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"
by Lechonk December 11, 2022
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mythic mutations

A crazy psychopath who’s animal spirit is a chihuahua.
Hey mythic mutations gone feral again. Who did she beat at chess?
by Mythic Crazy March 19, 2023
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Mythical Rat Raper

The Mythical rat raper is a very dangerous animal they originate from Nigeria. They came from a lab which they were mutated from a kangaroo and a venomous snake. Their name is Mythical rat raper because they come out of their holes at night and go after rats to breed with them. After they breed with the rats they bite them on the neck and kill them instantly with their neurotoxin that’s how they Lure them in. The mythical rat Raper is a extremely dangerous animal they can kill a dog in less than 30 seconds
Those mythical rat rapers are very dangerous
by Bigballer2652 January 17, 2022
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