Mythical FELBJraTiVe

Helf man helf bull or fish or horse or dragon or snake animal mammal. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created mythical felbjratives.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 27, 2022

Mythical FeLBJashe

Helf woman helf bull or fish or horse or dragon or snake or animal mammal. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created mythical felBJashes. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 27, 2022

Mythical feLBJashe

Helf woman helf bull or fish or horse or dragon or snake. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created mythical felbjashes. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 29, 2022

Mythical feLBJraTIVE

Helf man helf animal or mammal.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

🐵🐒🦍🦧🐴🐎🦄🦓🦌🦬🐲🐉🐍🧜 ♂️.I invented and made and created mythical felbJraTIVES. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 3, 2022

Mythical Morning

A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"

"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"

by Lechonk December 11, 2022

Mythicalism

The existance of being a mythical creature; the practice of becoming or embodying a mythical creature of sorts. This also includes beings who has abilities of any sort, or is learning to harness these abilities.

"The practice of mythicalism has been long ignored," murmured the fortune teller. "You must embrace yourself to see the truth of your existance!"

by The Weird Shapeshifter January 27, 2023

Mythical rizz

AKA majestic rizz, this is a condition that only 1 in 10,000 males possess the genetic code for. This type of rizz can be fatal if not exercised with self-control. Mythical rizz can cause women to fall in love at the snap of a finger. The special men who have mythical rizz abilities often must wear sunglasses or masks to cover their identity. When such a man does not cover himself, he has to deal with hundreds of women and even men throwing themselves at him daily.

Everyone thinks having mythical rizz is a dream come true. But for me, it's made my life a living hell. I can't walk 10 feet without a woman offering me hawk tuah. I really don't wish this upon my worst enemy.

by I Thik U Stupid December 8, 2024