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The sneaky salamander 

The sneaky salamander is when you shove a slinky up you’re anal cavity and force a salamander to crawl through the slinky and then rip the slinky out as fast as you can
Hey Tim me and Angela did the sneaky salamander last night and it still hasn’t come out wanna take a look.

Hunter sneaky link 

he was soooooo hot but now he is ugly mf but only after he stopped talkin to me. He might have a better dick than his personality.
"i mean at least hunter sneaky link didnt get fat"

a sneaky chef

Two people engaging in anal sex, male or female. The giving party is the chef, palming a handful of pepper. As the giver is about to enjoy a hearty climax he reaches down and around, tossing the pepper near the nasal cavity of the recieving party. At this point the reciever sneezes and is involuntarily forced to clench the spinchter while the giver reaches fruition. Thus making him, a sneaky chef.
Hey Steve watch out for Brad, he is a sneaky chef.
a sneaky chef by edward connors January 11, 2008

Cheeky Sneaky 

When you want to bang the Homies girlfriend but she will let you but your bro says no.
Josh: Hey Liam can I do a Cheeky Sneaky?
Liam: No That is my Girl
Jennifer: But I want Josh!!!!

The Sneaky Howard 

Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.
Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.

The sneaky White Ninja 

When a girl finishes giving you a blowie, and tries to initiate an open mouth kiss while still sporting cum breath.
Nicole is all ragging cause she went for the sneaky white ninja and I denied her.