Condimental Divide 

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

Condimental Divide by JRadimus April 10, 2011

condokiddie 

Mostly a kid who is 10-14 years old, uploads or plays an roblox sex games.

Me: ayo what ur doing condokiddie-
Someone 11 yr old: playing roblox condos for hot pussy-

condokiddie by bobuxman27626718 June 22, 2023

cardboard condo 

A cardboard condo is a box that a homeless person, bum, hobo or transient sleeps in.

I saw homeless person sleeping in a cardboard condo just off of Burnside street.

cardboard condo by Paul Della Valle August 26, 2004

Johnson Condo

men's pants

Honey can you get the grass stains out of my johnson condo.

Johnson Condo by terrifyer08 August 24, 2010

Condomplation 

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.

"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.

Condomplation by tsukiatari July 21, 2009

Condo Nazi 

Any of a large group of (mostly senior citizens) that stare out their windows and look for people who are breaking ridiculous condo association rules.

Did you have fun at the pool?

No. The condo nazi's gigged me for not showering before I entered the water.

Condo Nazi by Nickey Bitsco April 3, 2009

Condo 

A new "luxury" apartment building with amenities meant to appeal to young urban professionals and dinks, like party rooms and gyms. Used without any concern for ownership structure (most "condos" in this sense are rentals, not owned by their occupants).

The condos are spreading from Williamsburg into Bushwick. Next they'll be popping up in the Evergreens cemetery.

Condo by ivanonymous June 13, 2015