Human condom

A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers

The human condom just beat a flying dragon

by Bryan._.fash October 07, 2023

condom

u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers

u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?

by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019

Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.

My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.

by donga don September 11, 2022

condom

wiener sockie wockies

"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.

by I love rïans feet December 24, 2017

Condom Cowl

A cowl that makes Red Robin's head look like he's wearing a condom.

"His suit has a Condom Cowl!"

by TimDunk January 07, 2024

kokomo condom

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.

I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.

by NotWadeW October 04, 2017

condom

a term often called a rubber sock

i made him put the condom on before doing it

by gay_kaiden December 06, 2022