A typical, white male who drives a sports car to compliment the comb-over. Avid fans of Nascar, say they're above Donald Trump but fight for the Bourjois, honk at the drive-thru for straws and refuse to retire. Pronounces macchiato "MACH-EE-ATO"
by sunny54f January 11, 2022
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Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025
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by ChaoticAlpha July 2, 2021
Get the Larry mug.When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make and The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!
by The Uncle Larry August 9, 2015
Get the The Uncle Larry mug.A ship name for Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson that is obviously fake. Both Louis and Harry have said Larry was never real. Larry shippers (Larries) need to get over themselves and get a life instead ruining these poor men’s friendship. Most of the “Larry Proofs” are taken way out of context.
Louis: Larry Stylinson is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard.
Larries: Larry is real 🥺💙💚
Louis: wtf is wrong with you.
Larries: Larry is real 🥺💙💚
Louis: wtf is wrong with you.
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