tickled the turnip

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

by Iloveturnips May 31, 2017

Ukrainian Tickle Tag

Ukrainian Tickle tag is the Ukrainian version of 'Tickle tag,' however, it can only be played after consuming a large amount of Uranium ore from the ruins of Chernobyl. It is usually played in war torn environments, like Chicago, Toronto, Camden NJ, or Pyongyang.

Man 1: "Man, why did my Lacrosse coach tell us to play Ukrainian Tickle tag?"
Man 2: "augh... im getting so big....."

by CakeyLLily April 23, 2025

Booty Tickled

When extremely annoyed and upset and being a comple bitch about it. Extremely enraged about something unreasonable. The booty Tickled hand motion, by putting your hands together and wiggling your fingers, you are indicating that they are so Booty Tickled that the hairs on their ass start tingling and vibrating.

Ooh, he’s booty tickled! Teehhheeeehhheeeee!!!

by Raccoon Dude December 28, 2019

Wet Tickle

When a dog licks a child's face, it is commonly referred to as a "wet tickle"

"Aww the doggie gave me a wet tickle!"

by DustyDanger23 February 27, 2014

tickled

A word used for hating on someone who did something foolish, dumb, or corny.
You're saying they are tickled, in a bad way, usually implying you are going to brutally tickle them in places they don't want to be tickled the first chance they get, due to their foolish behavior.

Person 1: 67 MOMENT ☠️
Person 2: tickled
Person 1: dude...
Person 2: to death.

by bhoppings July 21, 2025

Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel

Last night she finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle. It felt amazing!

by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024

Triangular Twat Tickle

1. Basically like a circle jerk, but with women.

2. A Tupperware party or bunko night

Biff: Hey are you going to Debbie’s bean flick tonight?
Cindy: Oh you mean her Triangular Twat Tickle?
Biff: Yes
Cindy: No I have to pick up my kids from soccer practice, otherwise I would

by Carlosspicyweiner420 December 12, 2019