Condom Suit

A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.

Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.

by Sammy Summers January 6, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.

by brodean3 March 23, 2024

No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.

" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."

by John Micsott March 25, 2019

condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017

The condom biting thing

When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.

'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.

by Weeb22 April 24, 2022

Condom

Penis balloon

He uses a condom

by Bread bank October 18, 2019