floridian condom

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
by Kabby6969 January 27, 2012
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Condomic

An adjective to describe something to have condom-like properties
Person 1:
You are very condomic

Person 2:
I know, I should get it checked out
by Hidden Profile January 14, 2025
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Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants
"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".
by Mikeyslime August 05, 2013
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Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids
by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019
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Condom Quencher

A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.
Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.
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International No condom day

so what you do is you use no condom no lube and no protection and fuck till your dick is numb and you them everywhere you have faster than the person drinking 50 gallons of sperm record is 2 days getting fucked by a person
yo so I doing the international no condom day thing and fucked this guy faster then light
by Zayd the zinger nigger June 26, 2025
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