Condome

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.

Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

shoe condoms

Another word for socks.

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."

by kaykayevens October 16, 2021

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

Condom

Something that Mexicans don’t know how to put on

Juan: “Maria, how do I use a condom?” Maria: “I don’t fucking know just rawdog it

by The Elder Council February 25, 2024

Condom

Something you use to have safe sex but won’t make sex fun

I used s condom during sec and it felt really boring

by Josuetherealidiot May 9, 2018

condom truck

A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.

"Hey, the condom truck is outside! Wanna check it out?"

by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025

should've used a condom

This is a new thing people say when someone does something so incredibly stupid and disappointing to the point where the are feeling to go back im time and stop themselves from seeing that disappointment.

(Or it defines someone's child being a hoe/slut/pornstar/onlyfans creator and actually being proud of that)

Some examples of should've used a condom are:
Example 1: someone who enjoys watching skibidi toilet.
Example 2: someone who does something cringe on the internet or irl
Example 3: someone who spreads their nudes online for people to see

by King (from seven deadly sins) November 19, 2023