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Meat Condom

When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.
I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.
by Pepperoni hanger baby November 5, 2017
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Condome

To disallow or prevent, also when you mean to write the word, ‘condone’.
by Jackster404 March 3, 2023
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National Condom Day

On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!
by ImDownBad August 18, 2022
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Condom

Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
"Man...if it hasn't been for this Condom,I would have screwed this up"
by MVPMike April 25, 2019
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Condomeering

to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.

You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
by Jessinup March 30, 2016
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Condom

A condom is a pecado
Enrique:use a condom bro
Me: un condon es un pecado
by Sione4 October 31, 2017
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Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.
by brodean3 March 23, 2024
mugGet the Internet Condommug.

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