condom

Ice cream.

The condom truck is outside, come get your five dollar bill and don't miss out on your tasty condom!

by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025

Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019

poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.

"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom

by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017

nut no condom

what you say when someone stating facts

“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”

“nut no condom”

by asfdghjk,. January 29, 2019

used condom

a pointless activity

"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Condom

A nice clear balloon. Blows up very big, and you can use it as a good football. At least that's what we did when we found them at school.

*Teacher sees us using a blown-up condom as a football*
*Facepalms after realizing it was his*

by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 28, 2021

Condom

Is this French or something

So my mom aksed me if I used condoms and I told her to stop speaking French

by riplacapone August 18, 2016