Condom Conundrum

When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.

"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."

by Old Bae December 03, 2017

Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.

Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.

by Kelhonson June 20, 2016

Trojan Condom

When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops

"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"

by urban dick dick 6 9 March 25, 2022

Condom

A rubber tool that goes over your ding dong to have no kids like yoursarlf

Dammm jimmy you should have put on a condom

by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021

condom

Ice cream.

The condom truck is outside, come get your five dollar bill and don't miss out on your tasty condom!

by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025

Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019

Condom Sandwich

When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on

I gave her a condom sandwich last night

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020